Since it’s Thanksgiving, our cups runneth over with stupid Republican lies.

First, this warm up shot from Roger Williams (R-50% chance he’s either from TX or LA):

#Bidenomics means Americans are spending an additional $709 per month to buy the exact same goods and services that were affordable just a few years ago.#Bidenflation is a tax on ALL Americans.

— Rep. Roger Williams (@RepRWilliams) November 21, 2023

I like the careful casualness of the obviously fake number.

Jason Chaffetz went on FOX and railed that his turkey cost NINETY DOLLARS!! Oh, the outrage, will it ever end? Then he went on Twitter (always Twitter, never X) to own those dastardly libs:

#Bidenomics means Americans are spending an additional $709 per month to buy the exact same goods and services that were affordable just a few years ago.#Bidenflation is a tax on ALL Americans.

— Rep. Roger Williams (@RepRWilliams) November 21, 2023

And it backfired on him, of course, because everyone immediately noticed that he bought the turkey from a WOKE TURKEY FARM and so paid an exorbitant price for it, and Thanksgiving was saved again.

The Republicans weren’t done attacking Biden’s Thanksgiving though. Markwayne Mullins  (I wrote about him last week) decided he needed more humiliation and so took to social media to complain about the price of diesel.

He was taken down by Patrick De Haan, AKA The Gas Buddy Guy:

You stumbled on the 5th most expensive price for diesel (according to GasBuddy) in all of Oklahoma, ignoring 2,289 cheaper stations in the state. You literally could have chosen to pay $3.27/gal in Tulsa or $3.29 in Oklahoma city for diesel using the GasBuddy app! https://t.co/9oynyQSpyv

— Patrick De Haan ⛽️📊 (@GasBuddyGuy) November 21, 2023

You know you’re a special kind of asshole when The Gas Buddy Guy feels the need to dunk on you.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Don’t let the woke turkeys get you down. Here’s a song you probably haven’t heard in a while: