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MAGA Mike Can’t Count

There’s a wonderful scene in Robert Caro’s book Master Of The Senate. It was early in Lyndon Johnson’s one-sided friendship with Hubert Humphrey. LBJ tells HHH, “The problem with you liberals, is that you can’t count.”

The same goes for MAGA Maggots as Speaker Mike Johnson learned to his dismay. They can’t count.

I didn’t follow the Mayorkas impeachment vote that closely BUT I saw the ending. The shocked look on Johnson’s face warmed the cockles of my heart. I still don’t know what a cockle is, but the impeachment fail warmed them.

The whole impeachment was a farce. The same politicians who voted for it were against the compromise worked out in the senate by one of its most right-wing members, Lankford of Oklahoma. He was humiliated after the Kaiser of Chaos came out against his proposal. I don’t care for it either but I’m NOT Chicken Littling about a border invasion. As far as I can tell, it’s business as usual at our Southern border. They should be more worried about poutine smugglers from Quebec. #sarcasm

Nancy Pelosi wasn’t the first speaker to never put something up for a vote unless she had the numbers. She’s just the most recent and vocal. But she didn’t have to deal with the so-called Freedom Caucus: the same nuts who ran Speakers Boner and KMac out of town.

Is Mike Johnson in trouble? This tweet from Gret Stet buffoon Clay Higgins indicates otherwise:

MAGA Mike is one of them. The egg on his face is egg on their faces. Somebody pass them a towel. None of them can count.

This is all down to the interference of Citizen Trump. He wants an election issue, so he made a mess of everything; all it took was a “perfect” phone call to MAGA Mike. I can’t believe I’m saying this: Thanks, Donald.

House GOPers have left the door open for another impeachment vote. If they had a lick of sense, they’d lick their wounds, wipe the egg off their collective faces, and move on. Of course, they have no sense at all and lost another vote because MAGA Mike can’t count.

The last word goes to The Drifters followed by Rosanne Cash:

2 thoughts on “MAGA Mike Can’t Count”

  1. OMG!! Poutine smugglers!! Where do they hang out?…I haven’t had any real poutine since Vancouver ’03 and I’m desperate!! I’ll pay whatever they demand…I’m also willing to get others hooked to pay for my fix!!

  2. There’s a bar in New Orleans that has or had pretty good poutine. Mmm, poutine,

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