Political flags didn’t become a thing until 2016. I never waved or flew a Clinton-Gore or Obama-Biden flag because there were none to be flown or waved.

Trump flags were ubiquitous at the Dipshit Insurrection. The poles were used as weapons to beat the shit out of police officers. All of President Pennywise’s lies and pardons don’t change that. They only reinforce the rage I still feel about attempts to whitewash that failed putsch attempt. Hitler had a beer hall; Trump had the Capitol.

MAGA continues to go coup-coup with Chancellor Musk’s Dipshit Disruption. Fuck him and the pro-Apartheid horse he rode in on, clearly a white horse, not a dark horse.

I have a suggestion for a new MAGA flag inspired by those knockabout knuckleheads, The Three Stooges. It features what they called the country they misruled in their two anti-Nazi shorts. I give you the Moronica flag:

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

I realize that could be described as a banner, not a flag. Whatever you call it, it’s a banner day for morons.

Repeat after me: Moronica is for morons and MAGA maggots.

The last word goes to Faces: