We already knew that Team MAGA was prepared to pull defeat from the jaws of victory in the Cold War. They’re now determined to do likewise with World War II, which was a shining moment in our country’s history.

Team MAGA not only don’t know much about history, they’re prepared to shit all over it. Exhibit A is JD Vance’s speech at the European Security Summit last week.

Here’s the gist of the speech from the NYT:

“Vice President JD Vance’s defense of a divisive far-right political party in Germany was the latest jarring example of his willingness to embrace a provocative political issue and showed how hard-line immigration policy has emerged as the thread tightly knitting together a global patchwork of populist movements.

The thrust of Mr. Vance’s speech on Friday in Munich was a call for European leaders to broaden their tolerance for alternative viewpoints. But his address from inside a Bavarian hotel was certain to resonate back home among conservative and libertarian movements that have long seized on free speech battles in Europe to warn of dangers that could be looming for anti-immigration and anti-abortion activists in the United States.

Mr. Vance did not mention the far-right party, Alternative for Germany, by name, but the context was clear as he criticized a decision to bar certain political parties from the Munich Security Conference just over a week before Germany’s national election.”

It almost makes me nostalgic for when American interference in foreign elections was done covertly by the CIA. Almost.

As a critic of foreign interference in American elections, I have to be consistent, which is something MAGA maggots never are. I, of course, believe in something. All they believe in is their dear leader who believes in nothing.

The AfD is not just a far right party, it’s a neo-Nazi party. German law bans Nazis from its political system, but AfD has managed to stay on the legal side of the line. Vance’s remarks are apt to embolden them to become even more extreme. Holy green light, Batman.

German Chancellor Olaf Scholz was not amused by Vance’s meddling. He effectively told him to STFU and resume couch fucking. I made that up: politicians on the verge of losing an election are rarely that blunt. Besides, Scholz is as bland as unseasoned spaetzle.

The headline on the Scholz story is classic NYT doublespeak: German Chancellor Rebukes Vance for Supporting Party That Downplays Nazis.

Downplays Nazis? They celebrate them. Why that murderous movement is attractive to anyone is beyond me. Nazis are among the biggest losers in world history, yet they still have a fan base among whom are the Kaiser of Chaos, Chancellor Musk, and Vice President Vance.

They can all go fuck themselves.

In other European news, Team MAGA is on the verge of selling out Ukraine. Plans are afoot for negotiations that exclude the European Union and Ukraine. Imagine the nerve of President Zelensky for wanting a seat at the table. #sarcasm.

Here at home, it’s President’s Day. President Pennywise hasn’t given us much to celebrate, even some of his voters are upset. They thought Trump Regime Mach-Two would only be cruel to people they don’t like. Wrong, you stupid motherfuckers.

A reminder that America has just narrowly elected a convicted felon who was rated as the worst president by historians last year. Fans of James Buchanan are relieved that he’s no longer in the basement. #more sarcasm. The Insult Comedian belongs in a sub-basement for the trauma he’s putting the world through.

I’m glad that most veterans of World War II aren’t around to witness the sorry spectacle of Nazi coddling put on by JD Vance. They were Nazi punchers who thought they’d delivered the knockout blow to that insidious ideology.

In 1945, we whipped the Nazis. In 2025, JD Vance tells Germany that it’s too anti-Nazi.

I am not making this up.

The last word goes to The Kinks with a 1979 song that feels eerily prescient 46 years later: