How about some music for the GOP to hide away from the questions about the Epstein files (which aren’t going away as an issue even after they get Ghilsaine Maxwell to lie for them)?

Do you think Mike Johnson feels that he’s made a deal with the devil? Because there’s a song for that:

I hope all of the GOP enablers wake up every day feeling like this:

FOX is now suggesting that Maxwell was treated unfairly. Here’s a singalong suggestion for those pedophile lovers:

For the few of the who may regret supporting President BFF With A Pedophile:

I thought of this song because of the story President BFF With A Pedophile told about Ivanka telling him he couldn’t day women younger that she was (17 and he then was in his 50s):

Here’s the pertinent lyric:

And I was never good at tellin’ jokes, but the punch line goes

“I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age”

There’s a Police song that fits, too:

There are more cringe versions on this theme:

and

and for the really old guys:

For the House representatives still hanging around doing committee work:

For all the GOP cowards who don’t want to take part in a non-binding vote:

I hope the GOP eats itself over this issue during the next 6 weeks, when they return in: