From Holden:

So, what’s up with the Bush twins now that daddy has a job for four more years? Has Jenna started that teaching job at a Harlem charter school yet? Has NotJenna started her internship in the pediatric AIDS program at Houston’s Baylor College of Medicine?

Nope. But they will co-host a youth concert at the most expensive inaugaral celebration in history. Priorities during wartime, you know.

Which reminds me of a joke. Turn the clock back five years, when the twins were still in high school contemplating their options for college.

JENNA: Hey, what college are you goin’ to, sis?

NOTJENNA: Yale.

JENNA: I said, WHAT COLLEGE ARE YOU GOING TO!