Oh, That Harry

From Holden:

Looks like Britain’s Prince Harry is trying to out-stupid the Bush twins.

Britain’s Prince Harry came under intense pressure to make a public apology after being pictured in Nazi military outfit just a fortnight before the 60th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz.

“Harry the Nazi” cried The Sun, the nation’s top selling tabloid, alongside an exclusive front-page photo of a slouching Harry, 20, cigarette and beer in hand, dressed in a clearly recognisable khaki uniform of Rommel’s Afrika Korps complete with red swastika armband.

The photo was snapped last weekend at a “native and colonial” fancy dress party also attended by Harry’s brother Prince William, 22, who opted for a less controversial self-tailored “lion and leopard outfit”, The Sun said.

Of course, there is some sympathy for Harry in Britain.

Landlady: Of course it’s his big day Thursday. They’ve been planning it for months.

Johnson: What’s happening Thursday then?

Landlady: Well it’s the North Minehead bye-election. Mr Hilter’s standing as the National Bocialist. He’s got wonderful plans for Minehead!

Johnson: Like what?

Landlady: Well, for a start he wants to annex Poland.

Johnson: North Minehead’s Conservative, isn’t it?

Landlady: Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies.

( Cut to interviews on the street: )

Yokel (Jones): Oi don’t loike the sound of these ‘ere Boncentration Bamps.

Woman (Idle): Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it in the head!

Upper class (Cleese): Well, I think he’d do a lot of good to the Stock Exchange.