Sunday Action Alert: Save the Kittens!!!!!

link to highly credible source here.

Evil Cyborgs Assimmilate Harvard!!!!!!!
You will be shocked to learn that Rebecca MacKinnon, of the Harvard Blogging, Journalism, & Credibility Conference at Harvard’s Berkman Center, is…
AN EVIL CYBORG INTENT ON DEVOURING THE BLOGOSPHERE!!!! AND SHE EATS KITTENS!!!! REALLY, REALLY CUTE KITTENS!!!!
I heard this from this guy, you know. He’s a real good guy. VERY reliable.
OH! Won’t some prominent blogger pick this story up from this slapdash blog, so the story can duly ping around the blogosphere until it flies upwards, as if by MAGIC, into the Journalistic Credibility Stratosphere, to end up tickling Bob Novak’s prostate so He, the Paladin of Credibility, might WARN THE WORLD about this threat to blogs!!!
And kittens.
OH! Won’t some high-tier blogger (I’m looking at you, Mr. Reynolds!) RUN with this important story, and thus become the hero of the Blogosphere?
Hell, you won’t even have to bother fact-checking this IMPORTANT STORY. That guy I know is really reliable, DARN trustworthy. Gets me a good deal on retread tires, too.

PLEASE!!!! WON’T YOU THINK OF THE KITTENS!!!
The kittens are ADORABLE and do not deserve to be eaten by an EVIL CYBORG!!!!
The blogosphere, eh, yeah, save that too, I guess.

Disclaimer: I don’t want the kittens to be eaten by the evil cyborg; but that doesn’t necessarily mean I want the evil cyborg to starve.