If I don’t drive around the park
with Holden on his pretty pony
I’m pretty sure to make my mark
If I’m in bed each night at ten
instead of up late reading posts about box turtles
I might get back my looks again
If I abstain from fun and such
“such” meaning catblogging
I’ll probably amount to much
But I shall stay the way I am
an Atriot!
Because I do not give a damn.
Apologies to the very fabulous Mrs. Parker, and many happy returns.
A.