Happy Birthday, Political Crack Den

Three years old today!

If I don’t drive around the park

with Holden on his pretty pony

I’m pretty sure to make my mark

If I’m in bed each night at ten

instead of up late reading posts about box turtles

I might get back my looks again

If I abstain from fun and such

“such” meaning catblogging

I’ll probably amount to much

But I shall stay the way I am

an Atriot!

Because I do not give a damn.

Apologies to the very fabulous Mrs. Parker, and many happy returns.