More News From America’s 51st State

From Holden:

Updating the ever-shrinking coalition, the Kazahks want out.

Kazakhstan’s Defense Minister Mukthar Altynbayev called for pulling out the Kazakh peacekeepers from Iraq.

And in some “good” news, the Army of Iraq opens the Dick Cheney Memorial Headquarters.

The reconstituted Iraqi army took another step Sunday toward leading stabilization efforts in its own country, opening its first national headquarters since the U.S.-led invasion.

The Iraqi Ground Forces Headquarters was inaugurated by a “small group of Iraqi and Coalition dignitaries” at an undisclosed location in Baghdad, according to Multi-National Force-Iraq officials Monday.

Pathetic. The country is in such complete chaos that the army is afraid to announce just where their new headquarters is locate.