From Holden:

Just who was it your president so desperately wanted to call on during his little press-op at the Pentagon today?

Was it sometime-MSNBC blow-dreid head Bianca Solorzano?

Here’s the transcript of Chimpy’s vain search for Bianca.

THE PRESIDENT: Bianca. Nobody named Bianca? Well, sorry Bianca’s not here. I’ll be glad to answer her question.

Q I’ll follow up.

THE PRESIDENT: No, that’s fine. (Laughter.) Thank you though, appreciate it. Just trying to spread around the joy of asking a question.

[snip]

Q Mr. President, could we talk more about —

THE PRESIDENT: Are you Bianca?

Q No, I’m not. Anita — Fox News.

THE PRESIDENT: Okay.

Q Just a quick question —

THE PRESIDENT: Okay. I was looking for Bianca. I’m sorry.