Stump Sam

Scout’s right. This looks like a joke.

E-mail us political trivia questions and we’ll toss the quiz to Sam Donaldson during his daily appearances on ABC News Now. Questions can involve any aspect of presidential trivia, dating from 1950 to the present.

But it’s not.

So go on, come up with your own questions for Sam and you could get a free hat. Here’s a few of mine:

1. How many times has George W. Bush been arrested?

2. Who was responsible for admitting a cockheaded manwhore (tm Aravosis) to the White House press corps, in which position said uncleared, un-background-checked manwhore was within ten feet of the commander in chief?

3. Why did we go to war with Iraq?

4. How much money has been spent on reconstruction thus far in the Gulf?

5. Of that money, how much has gone to Halliburton?

I know that’s not the kind of “presidential trivia” ABC was looking for. They were probably hoping to give Sam scintillating questions such as Lyndon Johnson’s childhood pet’s name, or what Jackie O. served the Prime Minister during a state dinner.

But I figure that type of stuff isn’t likely to stump Sam. And I really want to get me one of those hats.