Nah. Make that “power tool.” Nah. On second thought, appliance. With attachments.

Shorter guy writing to Romenesko: Bloggers don’t do reporting, except when they do, but that doesn’t disprove my larger point, which is that they don’t. At least, not all the time. Yeah. Wait, where the hell are my pants? Where did that goat come from? MOM, what are you doing here?!