Hello, this is the Schadenfreude Fairy. I’m here to shower all you lovely moonbats with your maximum allowance of schadenfreude.
So, without further ado, I bring you the lede in this morning’s Dallas Morning News (I’m afraid they have changed the website lede for the nonce, so you’ll have to trust me that this is what your Schadenfreude Fairy found when she stumbled out to the porch and shook the paper out of its plastic sleeve):
Democratic trend forecast: Analysts say party could dominate Dallas County politics for ‘years to come.’
Yes, little moonbats, the Schadenfreude Fairy loves you. She wants you to revel in the knowledge that in one fell swoop Dallas County, Texas, went Democratic again on Tuesday, November 7, 2006. Recommence pouring champagne on your heads or down your throats, whatever turns you on.
oops – put 2005 there first. The Schadenfreude Fairy hasn’t exactly been sober since Tuesday night.