Run, B-1 Bob, Run!

Mmmmmmm… Tasty!

From the New HampshireUnion Leader’sDrew Cline:

I just got off the phone with former congressman and talk show host Bob Dornan, who is considering. . . a run for President.

“I can’t stand the thought of my party having as its three front-runners three open adulterers, Newt Gingrich, Giuliani, and McCain,” Dornan said.

“I’ve got one mission left in me, to come up to New Hampshire and tell the truth, and tell the Republicans you better find yourself a fresh face and not Rudy Giuliani who took his mistress around with him and then divorces Donnna who learns she was divorced sitting at home watching TV with her children.

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Aside from adultery, Dornan’s other issue is homosexuality, which he called “a cancer in my party.”

B-1 Bob Dornan displays his Gaydar.

7 thoughts on “Run, B-1 Bob, Run!

  1. Apparently you can add Tommy G. Thompson to the list of adulterous GOP candidates for preznit. You’d think with their god condemning them to fire and brimstone they’d be able to keep their pants on occasionally. But no.
    —Aaaargh

  2. tommy fucking thompson apparently hasn’t looked in the mirror. ugly doesn’t win in amerika. stupid yes, ugly no.

  3. The beauty is that the truth of the statement doesn’t matter. The more exposure B-1 Bob has, the more he will shoot his mouth off and the more the billiant wordings will make it into the public perception.

  4. Bob Dornan is one of the true unabashed and unrestrained loons of American politics.
    If there is a God, Dornan will survive at least the first six or eight primaries and be on stage for all the debates.
    Talk about your soundbites. Run, Bob, run!

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