The End Of The Stem Cell Debate

Stem cells can be used to make bigger titties.

Game over.

Women may be able to undergo a “natural” form of breast enlargement using their own stem cells and fat.

The technique, pioneered in Japan, results in breasts that look and feel smoother than conventional cosmetic surgery using implants.

Stem cells, which have the potential to change into any cells in the body, are found in embryos, but the most plentiful supply in adults is from body fat. When body fat is transferred to the breasts, the stem cells enable the fat to grow its own blood supply, thus becoming an integral part of the breast rather than a foreign object.

6 thoughts on “The End Of The Stem Cell Debate

  1. CybScryb says:

    Ahhh…finally. The end of the debate will come when the magic trilogy is available via stem cell based treatment.
    1) Bigger titties.
    2) Hair replacement.
    3) Bigger dicks.
    Then the stampede will begin. The only problem for the huddled masses will be having to stand in line behind all of their congressman and senators who formerly opposed the use of stem cells. But hey, when you’re represented by the biggest swinging dick in the senate…

  2. virgotex says:

    CybScryb beat me to it.
    And they’ll give the guy a Nobel Prize.

  3. Ruth says:

    Tanks for the Mammaries, again? just what we needed.

  4. Satan luvvs Repugs says:

    yes, but these are adult stem cells, which the fundies want to push as an acceptable replacement for fetal stem cells.
    Now is the time to get the fundies to each sign a pledge that they well, NEVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES use a treatment based on fetal stem cells.
    If they won’t sign? Let the rest of the fundie flocks know.

  5. pansypoo says:

    a cure for prostate problems might help too, now that baby boomers are hitting that special age.
    all i know is when i lost weight, the boobs went 1st. bummer.

  6. Low and Left says:

    Holden made a funny

    At First Draft, Holden finds something else for people to obsess about: The End Of The Stem Cell Debate Stem cells can be used to make bigger titties. Game over. But the headline he points to is pretty funny, too…

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