It’s Christmas in October circa 2021. The woman on the left is a new assistant White House secretary wishing you a Merry Fucking Christmas. And that is why Beni Rae Harmony is malaka of the week.
I was lucky enough to have never heard of this gun-wielding weirdo until yesterday. A Guardian article made this obscure wingnut low hanging fruit and you know what I do with that, pick it. I also dig ironic names and Harmony applied to this troll is as ironic as her dear leader’s penchant for bragging about his very good brain. He’s stupid and she’s a chronic shit stirrer.
Harmony may be her name but it’s not her jam. The MAGA malakatude, it burns. Hereinafter I’m calling her Malaka Disharmony, I believe in using accurate language even if applied to errant assholes.
Malaka Disharmony has been playing at being a reporter for years:
Beni Rae Harmony, the new assistant White House press secretary, revealed on Friday that she was going to work for Donald Trump just days after covering him as a correspondent for Real America’s Voice, a partisan rightwing outlet originally created as a video podcast platform for the president’s former adviser Steve Bannon.
According to a LinkedIn profile, Harmony, 24, previously worked as a producer for the far-right Turning Point USA host Jack Posobiec – and as a press aide “focusing on crisis management” for two far-right Republicans: congressman Paul Gosar of Arizona and former congressman Matt Gaetz of Florida.”
Bannon, Posobiec, Gosar, and Gaetz are MAGA’S Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. They’re the sort of creeps who think Trump’s comment about Iran taking out San Diego and Los Angeles with their non-existent nukes is hilarious. Oy, just oy.
Shorter Adrastos: Given her MAGA mentors, she’s a major nutter who shouldn’t be allowed within a mile of the White House.
If Comey’s seashells by the seashore post was a threat to Trump why isn’t Malaka Disharmony’s picture with that peckerwood a threat to Joe Biden? Let’s compare and contrast the two pictures:
The top picture is a threat to a president’s life and the second isn’t it? MAGA malakatude and hypocrisy are kissing cousins. They both burn.
I don’t really care about that awful 5-year-old holiday picture; I do care, however, that the current White House communications staff are strictly propagandists.
Harmony did not reply to requests to comment on the photograph. But the White House press office responded with a statement from a deputy press secretary, Anna Kelly, who praised the new hire for her advocacy of Trump’s Make America Great Again movement, while ostensibly covering the president as a journalist.
“Beni Rae Harmony has been a trusted voice for the MAGA movement as a White House correspondent,” Kelly wrote. “She will be an outstanding addition to President Trump’s communications team as an Assistant Press Secretary – we look forward to having her on board!”
Reporters aren’t supposed to be trusted voices for any movement. They’re supposed to ask tough questions to inform the public what’s going on in their government. That may be old-fashioned in the age of MAGA influencers and chicks with Mar-a-Lago face:
I’m still uncomfortable commenting on people’s looks but they do it all the damn time, so turnabout is fair play or some such shit.
The Kaiser of Chaos has packed his team with worse appointees than this vapid young woman. I’m writing about her to document the decline and fall of competent comms people at the White House. Jen Psaki weeps.
Hell, the newest blonde Fox host Karoline Levitt was a more competent comms person than Malaka Disharmony. That’s how low the bar is set in 2026. And that is why Beni Rae Harmony is malaka of the week.
You say Harmony; I say Disharmony. Let’s call the whole thing off. The MAGA malakatude, it burns.
The last word goes to Frank Black & The Catholics: