Your President Speaks!

Sorry, folks, but he just won’t shut up. Today he pontificated on volunteerism at the White House alongside a rather wooden-looking Laura Bush.

REUTERS/Larry Downing

A couple points I’d like to make. One, we are a nation of people who take time out of their lives on a regular basis to help a fellow citizen realize the full potential of America. We’ve got a lot of people volunteering in the country, and one of my calls is for people to do more of it.

3 thoughts on “Your President Speaks!

  1. The Laura2000 is in need of an upgrade. The servos are getting old and creaky, the face is, well, the face speaks for itself. She’s just not the same old ‘girl’ she used to be.
    However, on the Prez’s right is the new Bambi2007. She has all the same features of the Laura2000 but has a new look and can open beer bottles with her teeth.

  2. j swift says:

    Hear, Hear! W and I hope you will do your part and volunteer to friggin resign and take Dick with you.

  3. Sinfonian says:

    That’s not the wooden Laura.
    That’s the wax Laura.
    The wooden one is recovering from Dutch Elm Disease.

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