Via Metaquotes, somebody finally gets to the bottom of those truck testicles I’ve been seeing with alarming frequency here in the civilized world:
The greatest argument against this law is this: if you let people hang these creepy doo-dads off the back of their vehicle, everyone else on the road will know that they are behind someone who is most likely drunk, getting a blowjob from his sister and unable to read the sign that says “LANE ENDS 1/2 MILE.” These people can then get two lanes over so they don’t get killed when the fucker jerks the wheel over to avoid ramming an abutment and flips over his shiny ten-ton stuntcock. Not only will lives be saved, but it’s a lot easier to find a giant belt buckle, a severed penis and chaw bucket when they’re not buried under a half-dozen other cars.
I could only hope that for a myriad of reasons this does not pass, but the way things are going, who knows? It’s now illegal to sell a dildo in Alabama. For the sake of pubic safety, let us all hope that in Maryland it shall remain legal to be one.
As the kids say on Livejournal, LOL.