Altas’ Juggs live-blogs the Academy Awards show — and only makes it through the first hour.
I usually avoid leftarded “award” shows like the plague but my girls are insisting I watch with them so here I am checking out the brainless “leaping out of their limos.”
“Alan Arkin is my idol,”Steve Carol (sp) of Little Miss Sunshine …oy
Penelope Cruz is the bomb, what a dress! She still can’t talk – how many years in this country?
Next train wreck, Eddie Murphy – attending with some totally hot fookin babe. Left his predilection for the little boys at home eh?
DeGeneres is hosting. My kids want to know why Ellen DeGeneres is dressed like a man. “Why is she always dressed like a man?” I am saying nothing.
Peter O’Toole looks like Bernie (weekend at Bernies).
Al Gore gets rabble rousing applause.
It’s a sad Little show. Going to walk Dagny, Will missing nothing I am sure.
Came back. Giving out awards now.
UGH. Of course short film win. Ari Sandel for WEST BANK STORY. Those cute cuddly Palis.
I’m done. It’s one schmuck after another.