Dwight Schrute Hangs His Head In Shame

Gee, those New Jersey terrorists sure do sound scary.

They played paintball and test-fired weapons, a law enforcement source said.

We’re all gonna die!

3 thoughts on “Dwight Schrute Hangs His Head In Shame

  1. ok, why announce this now? either it isn’t the insane miami clown posse, or there is something else they don’t want the sheeple to see.

  2. This brings me to a question I keep asking – after the Oklahoma City Bombing, the Atlanta Olympics bombing, etc. where the principals have been white males who played paintball in Missouri:
    When is the CIA gonna declare rednecks as terrorists and raid the hunting preserves?

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