OK, I did a little retouching–I put a Friedman Unit stick in her hand– and the caption to the modified version is, “It’s gotta be straight through the heart, Laura…otherwise George will come back to life.” http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/5163/laurafriedmanstickzm6.jpg
So I was playing Mortal Kombat on the Sega, and Subzero totally yanked off Johnny Cage’s head like this! It is imperative we allow our brave troops in the field to utilize this critical enhanced interrogation technique.
‘So I grab three Iraqi girls by their hair, and scream at them, “Do you khow who I am?” and they just scream.’
And then I ate their livers with a little Chianti (that’s wine).
If I hear George say “stay the course” or “surge” one more time, I’m going to grab him by the neck and squeeze like this. Don’t read into this my anger over his extracurriculars with Condee.
inkybrain: an acquaintance of mine in the hardcore punk scene of the early 80’s started making a gesture like that on stage, which he and the rest of the band knew was an upraised version of the “jerkoff” gesture, just to see if the slavish poseurs in the audience would imitate it, thinking it was some cool “Oi!” thing. they did, and all of our faith in humanity was restored.
You VILL learn to read! The propaganda by Herr Broder, Herr Krauthammer, Herr Novakula, Herr Coulter, Herr Friedman, and the rest of the Ministry of Disinformation vill not vork if you don’t know how to read!
“Well, I wasn’t quite sure if he was really dead after I ran over him, so I had to get out and pick up a rock, and I held like this and then I hit him.”
I’m so going to hell.
Pull this if you find it objectionable.
Hey! Why’d ya photoshop the knife out of Lady McBush’s hand? 😉
No words – just that sound effect from the shower scene in Psycho.
OK, I did a little retouching–I put a Friedman Unit stick in her hand– and the caption to the modified version is, “It’s gotta be straight through the heart, Laura…otherwise George will come back to life.”
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/5163/laurafriedmanstickzm6.jpg
Hmm.. I don’t really have a caption, but if I did I’m pretty sure it would involve fisting.
See http://www.dependablerenegade.com.
Lizzie? I’m done practicing. Hand me the axe.
So I was playing Mortal Kombat on the Sega, and Subzero totally yanked off Johnny Cage’s head like this! It is imperative we allow our brave troops in the field to utilize this critical enhanced interrogation technique.
“So George grabs the horse like this…stop me if you’ve heard this one.”
‘So I grab three Iraqi girls by their hair, and scream at them, “Do you khow who I am?” and they just scream.’
And then I ate their livers with a little Chianti (that’s wine).
Toriaizu kaete shimasu.
Fight the power! Right on!
If I hear George say “stay the course” or “surge” one more time, I’m going to grab him by the neck and squeeze like this. Don’t read into this my anger over his extracurriculars with Condee.
inkybrain: an acquaintance of mine in the hardcore punk scene of the early 80’s started making a gesture like that on stage, which he and the rest of the band knew was an upraised version of the “jerkoff” gesture, just to see if the slavish poseurs in the audience would imitate it, thinking it was some cool “Oi!” thing. they did, and all of our faith in humanity was restored.
And as god is my witness I’ll never kill again!
“Do not, I repeat, do not try this without lube!”
plastic surgery alert! new eye job!
I wonder who at the Smithsonian has to document Laura’s ever-evolving face.
You VILL learn to read! The propaganda by Herr Broder, Herr Krauthammer, Herr Novakula, Herr Coulter, Herr Friedman, and the rest of the Ministry of Disinformation vill not vork if you don’t know how to read!
Come seven, come eleven! If I can win big, I’m blowing that big white shack and that stupid moron and taking up with Lindsey Lohan!
face tune-up needed. time for her botox.
“Nobody has it harder than us, God damn it! NOBODY! You hear me?!”
Once you have George by the balls like this, his brain starts to focus…
“Well, I wasn’t quite sure if he was really dead after I ran over him, so I had to get out and pick up a rock, and I held like this and then I hit him.”
I’m so going to hell.
Pull this if you find it objectionable.
“Who said that? Who said this outfit looks like polka-dotted poop? C’mon up here and say it to my face!”
“Ten minutes ago, this diamond was a lump of coal!”
I WILL have a fur coat made out of those 101 dalmations or I will take Karl Rove’s balls and …
Oh yeah and Tena, I wouldn’t worry about hell – after this administration is over there will not be room for you…