Your President Speaks!

Today, at theWhite House, after a meeting with President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf of Liberia.

He Has A Cure For Death

We’re going to — we’ll be sending a person on the ground there pretty soon to help implement the malaria initiative, and that initiative will mean spreading nets and insecticides throughout the country so that we can see a reduction in death of young children that — a death that we can cure.

Liberia Folks, Also Known As Liberians

And the Peace Corps has been in touch with our State Department and the Liberia folks and it looks like we’re going to start moving some teams pretty quickly back into Liberia.

3 thoughts on “Your President Speaks!

  1. He Has A Cure For Death
    “We’re going to — we’ll be sending a person on the ground there pretty soon to help implement the malaria initiative, and that initiative will mean spreading nets and insecticides throughout the country so that we can see a reduction in death of young children that — a death that we can cure.”
    Well he DOES have a personal chatline to God, y’know.

  2. I’m surprised he didn’t call the nation “Libraria”. He’s such an idiot!

  3. Funny how he always stumbles over language when he’s trying to show compassion, but never has any trouble making threatening statements against foreign countries. Guess it’s all about what he really feels.

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