Your President Speaks!

Last night, inWashington, at the Federalist Society’s 25th Annual Gala.

Syrup of Ipecac

The President’s oath of office commits him to do his best to “preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.” I take these words seriously. I believe these words mean what they say.

He’s Not Very Intelligence

And I will explain the need to reform a confirmation process that is making it more difficult to persuade decent and intelligence [sic] people to accept the call to public service.

Doesn’t Know The Name Of The One Texan He’s Appointed To The Appellate Bench

As President, I’ve nominated many fine Americans to these courts. They understand that their role is to be the servant of the law, not its sovereign. I’m proud of the kind of men and women we now have sitting on these courts — judges such as Priscilla Owens [sic], Janice Rogers Brown, Bill Pryor, judges like Brett Kavanaugh, and Leslie Southwick.

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