Today, at theWhite House.

Chimpy Calls The Roll

THE PRESIDENT: Few people worked harder for this day than Woody’s family. I thank the members who are with us, including his son, Russell, who is accepting this award on their behalf, along with his cousin — a cousin.

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Nephew.

Operation Fuck-Up

That fall, Woody’s courage was on full display during a major offensive called Operation No Man [sic].