Republican acquaintance: You haven’t posted anything about theSpitzer story, have you?
RA: Why not?
You: It doesn’t interest me all that much.
RA: I bet if he was a Republican you’d be interested.
You: Absolutely. You know why?
RA: Because you’re a liberal?
You: Because if he was a Republican, he’d have been caught on video with FOUR hookers doing blow off copies of classifed CIA documents about Iran while wearing only a wet suit and one nipple clamp, with a dildo shaped like Fran Drescher stuck in his ass and the stereo blaring the collected works of Sun Myung Moon in the background while he screamed “You’re not my mommy!!!!” THAT’S why I’d be interested.