Not the same. Got it?
I’m not sure why, but lately a whole passel of wingnuts has come through Madison, WI. A little while ago, David Horowitz was here to tell us all why he’s such an asshole. Within the last week, both Michelle “I hate brown people so keep that goddamn mirror away from me” Malkin AND Jonah “Behold my Chee-to eating prowess” Goldberg came to town. Tonight, Jenna Bush is here. I realize that Jenna Bush isn’t a columnist for the illustrious Pajamas Media, but she is related to the miserable failure formerly known as the Savior of the Republican Party.
Come to think of it, Jenna’s probably not here for the cheese. I forgot to mention how amazingly cheap it is to drink in this town. That’s gotta be the selling point for her.
As for the others, will you please stay the fuck out of my town? It’s usually pretty nice here, and spring is finally coming. Let us enjoy it in peace.