Me mateys here at the good ship First Draft ha’ been remiss in remindin’ ye dogs that t’day be Talk Like a Pirate Day. So avast that weak lubber-speech, and hoist the Jolly Roger! There’s plunderin’ t’ be done! Make sail!
Arrr, and let me remind ye–add yer doubloons to our Pay Pal hold. We’ll pillage yer town fer sure if ye don’t.