It is therefore our recommendation that this project be terminated

w/ aplogies to David Furyfor literary license. Props for inspiration, and good wishes toTommy T,
who ended up on the wrong side of a mighty ornery onion. Take it easy, bro, we’ll
take your downtime as an opportunity to get your hazmat suit
dry-cleaned. And upgraded.

(dark dramatic conference room. A cloaked figure is speaking)

Marymaleficient

“It was an experiment.
TheBush Administration represented the Government’s interests in not only
controlling the otherworldly menace, but harnessing its power for our
owncraven political purposes. The considered opinion of this counsel is that
this experiment has failed. Once the Chimp took control of the
complex, our soldiers suffered a 40 percent casualty rate. Only through
the actions of the deserter and a group of civilian insurrectionists
that our losses were not total. I trust the irony of that is not lost
on any of us.
Dick Cheney and the NeoCons‘ vision was brilliant, but ultimately
unsupportable. The demons cannot be harnessed. The end result cannot be
controlled. It is therefore our recommendation that this project be
terminated and all records concerning it expunged. Our soldiers’ll be
debriefed. Standard confidentiality clause. We will monitor the
civilians and usual measures prepared should they try to go public. I
don’t think they will. TheRove bunker
itself will be filled in with
concrete.

Burn it down, gentlemen. Burn it down, and salt the Earth.

But wait…

What’s that? 

Up there! Look, it’s…

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  1. Buffy!
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