Today on Tommy T’s Obsession With The Freeperati – GOP irrelevancy edition

Good Monday morning, everybody!
The shock at what has just happened to them seems to be wearing off, and that root canal is starting to throb. Let’s tap it with a sharp instrument, shall we?
Iso suits on – air supply check – rubber duckie attached – let’s crank open the chamber door and see what comes oozing out, shall we?

p>First of all, the pledge drive is still creeping along – their monthly membership billing on the 1st bumped them up from 50% to around 73%, but it’s been four long weeks now. In eight years of observing these sociopaths, I have never seen a pledge drive move so slowly. Either their natural greed has overcome them, or they’re having financial issues like everyone else – hoist on their own economic whatsis.

Either way, it’s time to snicker at the people who have used every sleazy term for their political opponents and name-called their way into history clutch their pearls and twist their hankies, as they pontificate on classlessness. This is somewhat like hearing John Wayne Gacy complain about how creepy clowns are.

Bush Mocked As He Arrives on Inauguration Dais [“Nah nah nah nah, hey hey, good-bye,”…]

The Hill ^


Posted onTuesday, January 20, 2009 11:52:02 AM bySub-Driver
Bush Mocked As He Arrives on Inauguration Dais @ 11:52 am by Hill Staff
The
crowd packed on the west side of the Capitol grounds serenaded
President Bush in mocking fashion when he took to the inaugural stage
alongside Vice President Dick Cheney.
“Nah nah nah nah, hey hey, good-bye,” a section of the crowd chanted.
The
crowd packed immediately below the podium received Bush in stony
silence when he took his seat on the stage surrounding the podium where
Barack Obama was scheduled to take the oath office to become the 44th
president of the United States.
The jeers are among the final public feedback Bush will receive as president.
First Lady Laura Bush and Lynne Cheney received light applause when they were announced to the crowd.
Bush is scheduled to depart from the East Front of the Capitol by helicopter after the swearing-in ceremony.
Obama received the loudest sustained cheers from thousands who chanted his name.
Before
Obama took the stage the crowd gave its warmest welcome to former
President Bill Clinton and Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.)
Vice-president elect Joe Biden also Michelle Obama also received warm welcomes.
House
Democratic lawmakers formed a raucous audience from the section of
seats rising immediately south of the speaker’s podium.
They launched into a “Rahmbo” chant when they spotted White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel.

To: Sub-Driver
Ungrateful assholes.

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posted onTuesday, January 20, 2009 11:53:17 AM
byreagan_fanatic
(“You followin’ me, camera guy?”)

Immediately followed by:

To: Sub-Driver
Well, Obama promised change.Guess that includes civility.

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posted onTuesday, January 20, 2009 11:54:00 AM
bycaseinpoint
(Don’t get thickly involved in thin things)

Irony may not be dead in Freeperville, but it’s definitely on life support.
More “civility” from Freepaholics? Coming right up!

To: Sub-Driver
Buyer’s remorse is going to be a B!@#H when it arrives.
I’m going to enjoy every minute of it too, regardless what happens.
Bastards asked for it and they’re definitely going to get it.

8
posted onTuesday, January 20, 2009 11:55:27 AM
byTheZMan
(Secede.)

To: Sub-Driver
> “Nah nah nah nah, hey hey, good-bye,” a section of the crowd chanted.
Classy bunch of Birkenstock-wearing dope-smoking hippies.
I hope they get everything they so richly deserve from Obama.
God Bless America
God Save the Republic
*DieHard*

12
posted onTuesday, January 20, 2009 11:57:04 AM
byDieHard the Hunter

I’ll venture that the wildest thing “diehard the hunter” every stalked was a good parking slot at Wally World.
That, or a car battery.

To: Sub-Driver
He keeps this country safe for 7 years, he
liberates millions of muslims

You misspelled “killed and tortured”

, he presided over a booming economy until
last year, and this is the thanks he gets?
Sometimes I wonder if this country is worth saving.

15
posted onTuesday, January 20, 2009 11:57:45 AM
byexile
(I will NOT submit.)

Oh, it definitely is. And we’re the ones who got stuck with the job, so just sit down and shut the fuck up.

To: Sub-Driver
RANT ON: I swear, last evening as I rode the DC Metro
underground home after a long day, I could not believe the riff-raff
crowding the Metro cars and station. Amazing, a bunch of back-pack
wearing 20-something year-olds, none in a suitor clean clothes,
singing and clapping and chanting and dancing. . .”Obama, Obama, Obama.
. .” Bleated over and over again. And these people have the right to
vote?

Why, that’s even better than a poll tax! A new suit, or no ballot for you, Jamal!
And what did you expect people (who traveled many miles to see history made) to chant?
“Che-ney! Che-ney!”?

You’re lucky they didn’t throw rotten tomatoes like a pissed-off Vaudeville crowd.

I travel quite a lot, and a substantial portion of my travels
include Africa (sub_saharan and South Africa).
I truly witnessed African tribal behavior on the Metro, the dancing and
chanting, and all that was missing were the AK-47’s and shots being
fired into the air.
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posted onTuesday, January 20, 2009 12:02:02 PM
byHulka

And bones in their noses. Don’t forget that part.

To: Hulka
You’re right.
I can’t stand these masses of the young and of
youth-worship today. The people you saw on the metro are the same lazy,
stupid, brainwashed ‘youth’ that littered the streets of Seattle for 10
years when I was there. You try to engage them in conversation and it
is like trying to talk to a sheep.
I prefer the company of
conservative youth who are hungry for reasoned knowledgeand, more and
more these days, just about anyone over 70.

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posted onTuesday, January 20, 2009 12:10:33 PM
byGhost of Philip Marlowe
(The people who cheered when OJ was acquitted are the same ones cheering now.)

Or, as they’re commonly referred to, “Your base”.

And you kids GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!

More septuagenarian stupidity after the jump, so let’s do the Jumpin Jive…

8 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession With The Freeperati – GOP irrelevancy edition

  1. Any coward who supports abortion has the blood of babies on their hands.
    SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and take away my sins and give me eternal life.

  2. I love you. Never read your blog before, and I can’t believe it. Awesome frigging round up of the Freepers…
    Thank you sooooo much…
    One Love, One Hope,
    –Reverend Manny and the Twilight Empire
    ps… you are definitely on my blogroll now… rock on

  3. No, Rev Spitz, SAY THIS PRAYER:
    There is no fucking Jesus, there is no fucking eternal hell, I am a fucking loon and I should have a heaping helping of STFU. I believe that I worship an imaginary friend who was angry at mankind for unaccountable reasons and that he took fleshly shape and then died and that made my imaginary friend happy somehow, so I can go the heaven that does not exist. I make no goddamned sense whatsoever, and now I will crawl into a hole and die.

  4. Rev Spitz,
    What sort of prayer should people say after they’ve bombed an abortion clinic? What sort of prayer should people say after their government kills over a million civilians in the name of oil? What sort of prayer should people say when their religious leaders suck up capital and produce no added value to the universe? What sort of prayers should we say when a priest molests a child? What sort of prayer should we say when we are arrogant enough to belief that only OUR VIEWS determine what’s wrong or right for the whole of humanity? Isn’t pride one of those deadly sins?
    The abortion issue is a very complicated one. This sort of 2nd grader argument “you’re evil cuz my magic book says so” has little or no value in the actual world. Remember when your book told us to kill anyone who eats shrimp? or when you guys interpreted it to mean that thinking, reading, doing math or smiling were all sins? That was pretty fucking stupid, huh?
    Maybe we should leave the magic books aside when it comes to dealing with human issues.
    You awful, resoundingly ignorant man. But thank you… I’m assuming your prayer was meant out of concern for us.
    It surely wasn’t meant to make people feel morally manipulated into agreeing with you… right?
    One Love, One Struggle,
    –Reverend Manny and the Twilight Empire

  5. Woo Hoo! My very first stalker!
    And an ordained one, too!
    Can’t get closer to butter…
    And thanks, Reverend Manny – but it’s not my blog. I just (gratefully) guest here.

  6. Contact your Senator! Tell him that you’re illiterate !‏
    This is why we love you, Tommykins. This, right here. 🙂
    Oh, God, an abortion troll. Did you get lost here on your way to Pandagon, Rev. Spitz?
    A.

  7. “Contact your Senator! Tell him that you’re illiterate !‏

    FREEP US Senate: Philabuster to Stop Giethner and Stimulus Package


    You (and Reagan Man) do TheEaglehasLanded a disservice. “Philabuster” is clearly a typo for “Philobuster”, meaning he (or she) who loves busts (it’s not clear whether that is breasts or sculptures). In any event the headline is that Philobuster is planning to stop both Giethner and Stimulus Package (how is not clear). The rest of the post is a bit vague, but I believe the import is that there is some “left wing special” that would force women to have breast reductions (thereby saving on the oil required to make the nylon/polyester or raise the cotton to manufacture braziers). Or maybe the line-item would prohibit the creation of more busts of Reagan and Bush.
    Oh, it’s too confusing, but I’m sure you’ll sort it all out for us next week.
    –Kibitzer

  8. Rev. (sic) Spitz’s opinions should carry no weight whatsoever. He uses his own website to try to make heroes out of murdering terrorists like Paul Hill, Eric Rudolph, John Salvi, and James Kopp. He is so delusional that he thinks that he was ordained by the International Gospel Crusade, a denomination that only exists in his imagination.

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