How To Tell You’re About To Be Unemployed

You work for the Pope and you go around Scotland saying shit like this:

Brother Consolmagno, who was due to give a speech at the Glasgow
Science Centre last night, entitled “Why the Pope has an Astronomer”,
said the idea of papal infallibility had been a “PR disaster”. What it
actually meant was that, on matters of faith, followers should accept
“somebody has got to be the boss, the final authority”.

“It’s not like he has a magic power, that God whispers the truth in his ear,” he said.

First Draft needs its own astronomer.

Via ONTD_Political.

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5 thoughts on “How To Tell You’re About To Be Unemployed

  1. Ohmagod! I mean, ohmahigherpower, I don’t think that astronomer priest meant to say it just that way. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the “final authority” the “higher power”? Or, maybe I’m way off base, and it really is my wife.

  2. ” “It’s not like he has a magic power, that God whispers the truth in his ear,” he said.”
    Um, I think that’s EXACTLY what it’s supposed to mean.

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