Good morning, everyone!
I think I finally found one too toxic to open by hand, so let’s get out the extra long tongs for this one.
Virgotex, open the lock. Pansypoo, hose down anything that tries to escape with the bleach spray.
Double boots and gloves, if you will.
Ready?
Posted onFriday, August 21, 2009 9:47:30 PM bygrandpa jones
To: grandpa jones
what a mistake, he has nothing to apologize for!
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posted on
Friday, August 21, 2009 9:53:37 PM
by
dalereed
To: grandpa jones
I guess he figured, everybody else is apologizing, he might as well do it too.
“Everybody wants to get into the act!” – Jimmy Durante
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posted on
Friday, August 21, 2009 9:55:41 PM
by
FlingWingFlyer
(January 20th, 2013)
Yep – cheating on your wife isexactly like mowing down women and children in a ditch.
I get those two confused a lot, too.
To: grandpa jones
Do you think Teddy the Fish will follow the example?
I am betting “no.”
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posted on
Friday, August 21, 2009 10:23:27 PM
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it’s N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV–it’s NOT news you can trust)
Yep – because having a fatal car crash is just like executing four-year-olds with an automatic weapon. Except that you don’t have to reload.
div class=”a2 blockquote” style=”margin-left: 40px;”>To: Strategerist
He did nothing wrong in fact he did everything right.
Leaflets were airdroped(sic) prior and anything that moved was to be killed.
An employee of mine was leading a platoon at nother(sic) city at the same
time under the same criteria and just as Mi lai(sic), they killed everything
that moved, men women, childern(sic), and animals!
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posted on
Friday, August 21, 2009 10:38:13 PM
by
dalereed
I’ll bet he’s a lot of fun at inventory time!
div class=”a2 blockquote” style=”margin-left: 40px;”>To: elcid1970
They should have given him a medal for killing the so called civilians!
The interveining(sic) chopper pilot was the one that was wrong.
Kids be damned!
A good friend of mine was killed in Korea because he was stupid
enough to let a little kid approach him with a paper bag asking for
candy and the kid knifed him with a knife in the bag.
his buddie(sic) killed the kid but to(sic) late!
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posted on
Friday, August 21, 2009 10:54:31 PM
by
dalereed
To: dalereed
“Leaflets were airdroped prior and anything that moved was to be killed.”
So a bunch of women and children sitting in a ditch, under
guard…that constitutes “movement” and you have no problem with Calley
coming over and killing these people? Even a 2 year old?
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posted on
Friday, August 21, 2009 11:31:56 PM
by
icwhatudo
(“laws requiring compulsory abortion could be sustained under the existing Constitution”Obama Adviser)
To: icwhatudo
“So a bunch of women and children sitting in a
ditch, under guard…that constitutes “movement” and you have no
problem with Calley coming over and killing these people? Even a 2 year
old?”
Not at all.
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posted on
Friday, August 21, 2009 11:33:41 PM
by
dalereed
To: PzLdr
I was more worried about my butt during those
days. However, I believe we won that one despite civilian losses and
despite what Uncle Walter fed to the American public in his newscasts.
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posted on
Friday, August 21, 2009 11:50:49 PM
by
doc1019
(Obama? Not so much.)
What “winning” looks like:
To: doc1019
the whole thing was an act of deceit.
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posted on
Saturday, August 22, 2009 12:36:13 AM
by
lonster
Yeah!
Deceit!
Those villagers were justpretending to be shot to pieces!
And, when all else fails, blame it on the RINO!!
To: stylecouncilor
But for Colin Powells involvement in this? Hey, wait a minute. He’s a black American hero.
Like hell. He was subordinate to Americal Division G-2, who should
have gotten in a helicopter and flown down the ten minutes down there.
But instead he stays in his air conditioned hooch and writes a soothing
report about how American troops are trained not to do things like
this. Just what the General wants to hear. Then gets back to his beer,
or whatever.
He should have been kicked out of the Army for his negligence.
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posted on
Saturday, August 22, 2009 8:10:37 AM
by
onedoug
Well, that screwed up the air scrubbers pretty badly, so I’m gonna have to take them apart and rebuild the rotors.
Some things just won’t wash out.
See you guys after the rebuild and the jump, whichever comes first…
The Republicans areso the party of moral values. As long as you define “moral values” as “uncomfortably enthusiastic about killing children.”
Why these guys aren’t locked up already and getting medication to ease them over their psychotic urges, I don’t know…
Is that Russ (commenter under The Id of the Fox Right) really calling for the repeal of popular elections for the Senate? Wow, who even knew this was an issue?
What gets me is how we can never do anything wrong.
At My Lai, we killed them becaue they were enemy combatants masquerading as children so we killed them because they were…
Now I get it. Intelligent Design is a conspiracy theory:
–Kibitzer