Oct 13 2009
4 Comments
By Stupid Republican Tricks, Tommy T

Today On Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Nobel prize edition!

Good morning, everyone!

Whether you’re happy or puzzled over Barack Obama’s being awarded the Nobel Peace prize for (per Attaturk)“Not being a dick”, if nothing else, you have to love the exploding head action in deepest darkest Freepervile. Let’s suit up, go into the containment chamber, and sample the crazy, shall we?

The hilarity starts at 4:01AM Friday, with this post:

Obama wins the Nobel peace Prize

Posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 4:01:59 AM byGigantor

President Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize

ABC NEws

The poster is so rattled, he forgets to include the link, drops case on the last two characters of “NEWS”, and then replies to his own post:

To:Gigantor

What are they smoking up there in Norway?

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posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 4:03:25 AM
byGigantor
(Freedom carries with it responsibility. Too many want freedom FROM responsibility…)

div class=”a2″>To: Gigantor

No wonder he put off a decision to sent troops to Afghanistan and has been a woos overall.

no yitbos

3
posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 4:03:25 AM
bybruinbirdman

Yep. He also decided not to nuke Teheran for the same reason. If this Freeper bozo had two sequentially-firing brain cells, he’d know that the nominated are never tipped off, and the POTUS would need a time machine (which he’s accused of later) to find out that he would be the winner in advance, and ixnay on the ombing-bay.

“Woos”. Also.

To: Gigantor

This confirms it-the Nobel peace prize has become a farce.

4
posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 4:03:40 AM
bysukhoi-30mki

div class=”a2″>p>To: Gigantor

What did he do?

5
posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 4:04:47 AM
byexpatguy
(Support “An American Expat in Southeast Asia” – DONATE)

Apologized for the nutcases who replaced “We come in peace for all Mankind” with “He tried to kill my Daddy!”, and their attempt to drive foreign policy off a cliff in a Hummer?

To: Gigantor

This is a joke, isn’t it?

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posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 4:05:45 AM
byJess Kitting

div class=”a2″>To: Jeremiah Jr; null and void; Diego1618

And there you have it.

The destroyer is awarded the peace prize.


ObamaZuul

Time is short.

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posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 4:08:45 AM
byEzekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)

(Hooper) “And so are you.”

Go rapture yourself, “Ezekiel” (if thatis your real name).

To: Gigantor

It’s on cnn.com too. What kind of sick joke is this?

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posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 4:08:47 AM
bySlings and Arrows

p>To: Ezekiel

Can there be any doubt now, Obama is the Anti-Christ.

He’s not the one setting the stage.

He’s it.

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posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 4:10:25 AM
byCringing Negativism Network
(2012: Repeal it all… All of it!)

div class=”a2″>p>To: expatguy

It’s not what he did.
It’s what he DIDN’T do.
What you DON’T do goes over real big with the boys on the Nobel committee.

32
posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 4:18:49 AM
bysupremedoctrine

Like he DIDN’T invade, on false pretenses, a country that didn’t attack the U.S. or have anything to do with the 9/11 attacks?That kind of DIDN’T?

To: The Raven
Anybody know why he got it?

Same MO as
everyone who ever gets it. Stands for everything against American
tradition and ideals.

Much like Theodore Roosevelt, Albert Schweitzer, Mother Theresa, Martin Luther King, Lech Walesa, the 14th Dali Lama, Doctors Without Frontiers, and Elie Wiesel. “Against American traditions and ideals”? Well, maybe anti-your ideals, but then again, you’re a cowardly shit-eating weasel with delusions of humanity.

Only thing he was missing was a lot of blood on
his hands but they figured he’s got a good start with American troop
blood and showing a lot of promise in this area so they went ahead and
gave it to him.

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posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 4:23:20 AM
byriri
(http://rationaljingo.blogspot.com/)

Irrational jingo, more like. Let’s break that down, because that last statement even confusedme, and I speak fluent wingnut.

He’s“missing a lot of blood on his hands”, which, of course, is arequirement for winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Mother Theresa, we hardly knew ye!

He’s missing blood on his hands, but they figured he’s got a good start with American troop blood which was shed in Iraq because Dubya just had to have his war. Really?

I think maybe irrational jingo has the Nobel Peace Prize confused with the Nobel War Prize.

To: Gigantor

This clinches it. Given everything that has
happened in the past year and now this, I finally have come to the
conclusion that everything I know is wrong.

54
posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 4:34:38 AM
byjohniegrad

Cognition!! Better late, than never.

To: johniegrad

Jesus PLEASE return now ! PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 4:36:50 AM
bysushiman

p>JesusDickComputer


To: All

The “Nobel” folks are the same ilk as the UN
folks . This is a surprise to anyone? Those who cheer for the “giant”
to fall are having a field day with this ass of a president.
I have been calling for civil disorder since day one. I was calling for
a new Tea Party on FR long before anyone heard of the present Tea
Parties( and got kicked off of FR for a month because of it )

What in the nine billion names of God do you have to do to get kicked off fuckingFree Republic??

What are
we going to do people?sit here and chat on FRuntil the demise of
America in complete?

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posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 4:46:11 AM
bysonic109

Internettoughguy

p>Pretty much, yeah. That’s exactly what you’re going to do.

(From “Liar, Liar”)

Fletcher: You know what I am going
to do about this?

Motorpool Guy: what?

Fletcher: Nothing! Because if I take it to small
claims court, it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won’t
show up and even if I got the judgment you’d just stiff me anyway; so what I am
going to do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take
it up the tailpipe!

Motorpool Guy: [tossing the keys to
Fletcher] You’ve been here before haven’t ya?


More impotent and amusing Freeper craziness after the jump


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4 thoughts on “Today On Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Nobel prize edition!”

  1. pansypoo says:
    October 12, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    i don’t care if obama is the anti-christ. it’s too much fun to see the rite squeal after our 8 years of georgee.

  2. MapleStreet says:
    October 12, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    The Freepers could simplify their lives considerably if they just admitted that while the world appreciates Obama, the world doesn’t like them.
    Of course though, I wonder how much of the freeper bluster is an attempt to fight off feelings of worthlessness.

  3. The Dol says:
    October 12, 2009 at 10:41 PM

    They pulled the Michelle Obama dog show thread. Shred of decency? Can’t be, can it?

  4. Kibitzer 2006 says:
    October 13, 2009 at 12:37 AM

    Tommy T–

    Whether you’re happy or puzzled over Barack Obama’s being awarded the Nobel Peace prize for (per Attaturk) “Not being a dick”, if nothing else, you have to love the exploding head action in deepest darkest Freepervile.

    A definite plus. And not just in Freeperville–all over wingnutia.

    If this Freeper bozo had two sequentially-firing brain cells…

    That’s what made his head explode. Two of them accidentally went off at once (probably connected up backwards). That’s never happened before and they have no safety precautions.

    Speu? Nah. Needs a “w” at the end. Much like the GOP.
    Steu? Also needs a “W” to finish it off.
    Scru? Hmmm. Needs an additional “E” and a “W” to finish it off.

    They had a “W”. He finished them off.
    –Kibitzer

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