Quitting Time Booster Shot

Welcome to the Booster, whereRoger Ailes is apparently
living in the Bizzaro-Land version of this Eddie Murphy skit…

– I’m pulling against the Yankees in the ALCS this year, but
not for the reason you might think. If the Yankees meet the Phillies in the
World Series, it’ll likely be C.C. Sabathia against Cliff Lee in the first game
pitching match up. As an Indians fan, it’s killing me: the idea that the
Indians had the last two American League Cy Young Award winners and here there
are, facing off against one another for two teams with deeper pockets while
we’re rebuilding again. Baseball: The American Pastime.

Good night, Soupy Sales.

The answer to this question from Doc: Yes, and by simply
saying, “I bought you a pair of Manolo Blahniks.”

– I think Joe Biden was probably misquotedin this article
about Cheney’s thoughts on Obama’s handling of the Afghanistan War. I’m quite
sure the quote was, “Who gives a fuck what that worthless sack of shit thinks?”

– From the “Think. Filter. Then Write” department: The
associate managing editor of the Chicago Tribune is trying to get his sports
section in shape by including a page called “the Smack.” The reason? “I
couldn’t call it Talking Shit.” Sigh…

– From the “Thanks for asking” file: The cheap, non-official
switch arrived the other day. It installed in about two minutes and works just
fine. My car has yet to reject its new organ.

– And finally: Hey, Pete Sheer?PPPBBBBBBBTTTTTHHHHTTTT…

Thanks for letting me share your air. Be back next week.


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