Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Prejean and Pals Edition

p>Good morning, all! Well, it’s Monday, and you know what that means – it’s time to get those ISO suits on and spin that biohazard-marked airlock door lock. It’s time for more Freudian slips from the unchecked id of the “conservative” fringe.

Let me take you back in time a bit:

Carrie Prejean to Values Voter Summit: ‘God Chose Me’ With the Gay-Marriage Question

LATimes ^

| September 19, 2009

Posted onSaturday, September 19, 2009 3:06:15 PM bySteelfish

Carrie Prejean to Values Voter Summit: ‘God Chose Me’ With the Gay-Marriage Question

September 18, 2009

easy to make fun of beauty queens — their plastic smiles, their
bottle-blond tresses, their dreams for world peace. But Carrie Prejean,
the former Miss California whose declaration that marriage should be
between a man and woman earned her the vilification of some in the gay
rights community, provided an unanticipated emotional highlight at a
conference of Christian conservatives in Washington today.

In a
heartfelt talk that moved some in the crowd to tears, Prejean recounted
for the 1,700 activists gathered for the Family Research Council’s
Values Voter Summit in Washington how distressing it was to go from
shoo-in for Miss USA to not only losing, but being reviled and mocked
for the answer on gay marriage she gave to pageant judge Perez Hilton,
the celebrity gossip blogger.

“I knew as soon as I didn’t give the PC answer, I knew there was no way I would become Miss USA,” said Prejean, 22.

had gone into the pageant in April believing herself to be the
front-runner, and had spent months preparing: she had makeup coaches,
walking coaches, accent modification coaches. For the
question-and-answer portion of the pageant, she felt more than prepared
because she had studied 500 questions. But then came Hilton’s question.

“Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize gay
marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?”

“I saw all my prep fly by me,” said Prejean.

posted onSaturday, September 19, 2009 3:06:16 PM

Woo Hoo! The Freeperati are feeling that tingle going up their collective leg fer sure!

She’s a bimbo, trophy wife candidate, self-abuse material, and “values voter” all wrapped up in one neat plastic package – what’s not to love?

To: Steelfish

She’s a class act. And if you look at the
answer she gave that pervert, it was not even disrespectful, since she
said something to the effect that she thought that marriage should be
between a man and a woman but that other were entitled to think

So she really didn’t say “I’m right and you’re wrong,” the way that perve and his media supporters did.

posted onSaturday, September 19, 2009 3:43:58 PM
(Marcus Tullius)

div class=”a2″>p>To: pyx

I crrrrrrringed when she talked about
“respect” and “honor” of the promiscuous, disease ridden, deviant
homosexual lifestyle. The sodomites hate you as it is Ms. Prejean, go
ahead and call it like it is.

posted onSaturday, September 19, 2009 4:19:53 PM

div class=”a2″>p>To: Friendofgeorge

Who are you to criticize another man’s
servant? The most beautiful thing about Miss Prejean is her character.
In an instant, doing what was right was more important to her than
fulfilling her personal ambition, that she had worked so hard to get.
She is a wonderful example to us all. She loves God more than her own
life. The pageant was unworthy of her.

posted onSaturday, September 19, 2009 4:44:51 PM
byJudges Gone Wild
(Who is this uncircumcised, to oppose the armies of The Living God?)

What could possiblybe worthy of her, then?

I’ve got it!The “Values Summit(tm) !

p>Carrie Prejean At Values Summit ^

| September 19, 2009
| Carrie Prejean

Posted onSaturday, September 19, 2009 7:36:48 AM bynewfreep

Short video that brought tears of pride early this morning…

posted onSaturday, September 19, 2009 7:36:48 AM

Or pants-wetting laughter…

To: newfreep

Such a beauty and such a stirring speech. It’s
sad to contemplate that those who seek to destroy goodness are behind
every rock and in charge of every body of government.
I really believe that it’s going to take more than a political purge if we are to survive.

posted onSaturday, September 19, 2009 8:04:20 AM
(America held hostage – day 163)

That’s right – it’s gonna take a political purge, family valuesand breast implants! What an unbeatable combination!

To: newfreep

God bless her. That was a GREAT video!

posted onSaturday, September 19, 2009 3:44:21 PM
(The Tenth Amendment is still the Supreme Law of the Land, folks — start enforcing it for a CHANGE!)

Oh, if you liked that one, you’re just absolutely gonnalove the next one.


Prejean Sex Tape Triggers Settlement ^

| 11/04/09
| Staff

Posted onWednesday, November 04, 2009 12:04:09 PM byOldDeckHand

Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her
settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials —
that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home
video of her handiwork.

The video the lawyer showed Carrie is
extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that,
because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it
because it was so racy. Let’s just say, Carrie has a promising solo

We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to
jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first
reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and
publicist — a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the

(Excerpt) Read more


The moral of this story is that Hollywood homos will do anything to win.

posted onWednesday, November 04, 2009 12:04:10 PM


Including, apparently, make you masturbate with a vibrator and film it. Sneaky little homos –Damn you, Perez Hilton – damn you to Hell !!

To: GSWarrior

I thought she was religious. Guess not.

posted onWednesday, November 04, 2009 12:08:30 PM
( “The US republic will endure until Congress discovers it can bribe the public with the people’s $.”)

Don’t be so sure…


To: OldDeckHand

The New Testament says you should not sue, but rather to forgive the offense against you and you will be repaid.

Maybe God was testing how devout of a Christian she is.

posted onWednesday, November 04, 2009 12:11:00 PM
(Obama will sink as fast as he rose. Idolatry will not succeed. Be patient, folks…)



To: OldDeckHand

Unless the tape involves her and a farm animalor worse a liberal, I still like her.

posted onWednesday, November 04, 2009 12:11:38 PM
(Support Sarah.

Um – some doors are better left unopened. I think that DogBarkTree’s bedroom door is one of them.

To: OldDeckHand

To me this sounds an awful lot like extortion…ya know, what they arrested the guy for in the Letterman case…

posted onWednesday, November 04, 2009 12:12:38 PM


Yes, except thatshe was the one attempting the extortion, with her “Hi, all the religio-nutcases on the fringe right show up when I give a speech, and they all vote, and the half of them that don’t make less than $30K a year are lawyers, and half ofthem said they’d represent mePro Boner, and you wouldn’t like me making a legal stink all over your squeaky-clean State Pageant, now would you? Oh, and I keep the implants along with your multi-million-dollar “make-it-go-away” check. That’s my offer.”

p>And then Alan Shore stands up.


“Miss Prejean. If you will direct your attention to the laptop on the table, I’d like to submit our counter-offer.

Let me just start this video… As you can see, this footage was taken in your bedroom. Possibly from the top of your vanity table? In any case, a superior picture and (dare I say?) superlative sound. It’s muted for now, but perhaps we could turn it up a bit later? Ah – now we’re getting started. The lighting really is quite good. I am, however, having a bit of trouble determining the composition of your…little friend. Is that metal, or is it a textured thermoplastic made shiny by the slickness of your…what? You want to drop the countersuits? How utterly magnanimous of you! I think I can speak for every man here, and at least half of the women – and say that this gesture arouses something deep inside us.

And by the way – I’m straight.”

To: OldDeckHand

I would not have settlted. What they did to her had everything to do with her political views and nothing about a sex tape.

posted onWednesday, November 04, 2009 12:18:53 PM
(If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement I’d be unstoppable!)

Well, in all fairness, I don’t think anyone would be all that interested in a masturbation sex-tape from someone who calls himself“Code Toad”.

Just sayin.

More Marauding Moralizing Masturbating Morons after the jump! Be There!

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4 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Prejean and Pals Edition

  1. Scott says:

    Great post, Tommy. They’re always funny, but this one had a bit more of the terrified impotence and flailing (in more ways than one) lunacy that so characterizes the Modern GOP… 🙂

  2. montag says:

    Ah, there’s some serious disconnection from reality here (although when is that evernot the case with the Freeperoonies).
    I get the feeling that she could be an ax-murderer of children and they would absolve her if she only just kept on dissin’ the gays.

  3. Tommy T says:

    Well, when I was typing in the various euphemisms for female self-gratification, I knew that Athenae was either going to be laughing hard enough to have an accident, or I was going to get a nasty email from her about lowering the level of discourse at First Draft.
    Agonizingly, I’m still waiting for either email.
    You think the pic of the Jackhammer Jesus (I swear that’s what they call it) was a bit much?

  4. joejoejoe says:

    I stopped reading after reading about her ‘pro boner’ legal representation because I was laughing too hard to continue. Well done.

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