Instead of making lots of little guns and cannons for the war we should
use the funds to make one really really big cannon that shoots nukes
that shoot out smaller nukes. It should be shaped like a |>3ni$ and
called “the big shot”
The password is password. This is fun. It’s like agent Smith infecting
everybody in the matrix until everyone is and agent Smith clone.
Someone call Neo!
I like to think of myself as a real American with real opinions on
things and so I want you to know that you should vote YES on the new
NET NEUTRALITY penalty in the NBA. It’s time these showboaters learn to
focus on the fundamentals!
First and foremost, our primary goals for foreign policy would be to
nuke korea. Not North Korea… SOUTH Korea. By eliminating most of the
competition for Starcraft: Brood War, we will be able to usher in a new
age of cyber champions
Offer free tattoos of Ronald Reagan for every American’s forehead.
Then, when people stop getting Reagan tattoos, we run around and shoot
people without them. YEAAAAH!!! WOLVERINES!!!
That’s as far as I got before the thing crashed my browser window. I swear to God, isn’t there anybody in the Party that actually uses the Internet for something other than raising money who could tell them this is the kind of thing that always, always happens, because out here lies nothing but gleefully destructive, filthy-minded pranksters looking for the next joke?