Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – procrastinator’s edition

p>Good morning, everyone!

This edition of Obsession is being written at 4:30AM CST with very little planning of structure – a First Draft, if you will.

And even if you won’t.

Why? Because I was a lazy procrastinating jerk, that’s why. Ok – we’re just going to grab random saved threads and throw them against the walls of the iso chamber and see what sticks.

First up –“Tea Party a go-gone!‏”

Tea
Party Express Is No Longer a Member of the National Tea Party Federation


The National Tea Party Federation ^

| 17 Jul 2010
| Christina Botteri

Posted onSaturday, July 17, 2010
10:23:10 PM
bySasquatch the Original

Effective Immediately, Tea Party Express Is No Longer a Member of the
National Tea Party Federation

Date: Sat, 17 Jul 2010 at 3:43pm

Last
night, the members of the National Tea Party Federation participating
in an “All Hands” conference call unanimously decided the following:

The
membership of the National Tea Party Federation has this evening
suspended and will immediately expel Tea Party Express from any further
association with the Federation should they fail to publicly rebuke Mark
Williams and remove him from their ranks by 3 pm eastern time Saturday
July 17.

The rebuke must take the following form:

1. Mark
Williams must be officially removed from the ranks of the Tea Party
Express.

2. Notice of Mark Williams’ removal must be placed
prominently on the official Tea Party Express website.

3. Tea
Party Express must issue a press release articulating points 1 and 2
above.

* * *

Last night, a member of the National Tea
Party Federation communicated our decision directly to a member of the
leadership team of Tea Party Express. That leader’s response was clear:
they have no intention of taking the action we required for their group
to continue as a member of the National Tea Party Federation.

Therefore,
effective immediately the National Tea Party Federation is expelling
Tea Party Express from the ranks of our membership.

Contact:

Christina
Botteri

christina.k.bo@gmail.com 916-315-8989

I have no idea what the impact of this is.

1
posted onSaturday, July 17, 2010 10:23:13 PM
bySasquatch the Original

Actually, you could have stopped after “I have no idea”.

To: Sasquatch the Original

I have no idea about this either. IMHO the Tea Party is a close
knit group of independent voters with like goals. There is no main
organization per say(sic).

2
posted onSaturday, July 17, 2010 10:27:42 PM
byParley Baer

So – you’re saying that you supportthe Tea Party “movement”, but have absolutely no idea what it consists of, or who’s running it and funding it. Got it.

To: Sasquatch the Original

Well, a house divided against itself cannot stand. This is just
what we need 108 days before the Mid-Term Elections.What in the world
did this Mark Williams dude do?

4
posted onSaturday, July 17, 2010 10:29:53 PM
byno dems
(Palin/Jindal in 2012 or Jindal/Christie in 2012. Either is fine with
me.)

Blackface

Not as bad as this, of course:

Acorn-pimp

But, of course, stillnot racist.

To: Sasquatch the Original

I don’t like it from the little I know about the incident. It looks
like a successful tactic to divide Tea Party People,

So this was the tactic of the Tea Party people? I swear to Bog, if one of these crazies shot the other one in a public place for the contents of his wallet, these idiots would claim that the Dems planted the cash to tempt him.

or at least make it
look like the people who attend Tea Parties and the Tea Party express
stops are not united in a common goal.

I’ve been to both types of
events and both have mostly the same people there.

White.

The left will
feed off this.

prisoner6

9
posted onSaturday, July 17, 2010 10:33:36 PM
byprisoner6
(Right Wing Nuts are holding The Constitution together as the Loose
Screws of The Left come undone!)

Sounds to me like the right wingnuts are the ones coming undone. In Technicolour.

To: razorback-bert

Sounds reasonable to me.He made people think.

11
posted onSaturday, July 17, 2010 10:35:04 PM
byHiTech RedNeck
(I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not
of it))

Of this, maybe:

JolsonBlackface

To: Sasquatch the Original

Most defnitely someone else will express what i’m going to try
to—
the tea party will now be divided along the lines of “divide and
conquer”

Um – “Divide and conquer” as a strategy is done by an external source.

These nincompoops are doing this to themselves.

and by demanding Williams leaves, they acknowledge as truth that the tea
party has racists—

Duh

as i’m not at all familiar—googled Mark Williams racist…and got
the impression that he replied to the n doubleA cp’s charges of racism
the same way others have,including Breitbart,who states he has video as
well proving this naacp is the racist bunch.

16
posted onSaturday, July 17, 2010 10:38:46 PM
bycatroina54

p>Bright Fart also states he has video proving that O’Keefe didn’t violate California’s Invasion Of Privacy Act.

Maybe he’ll post video of himself getting raped in a prison cell? I hear the “Girls Gone Wild” guy was released lately – maybe he could distribute.

To:Sasquatch the Original
Don’t follow leaders.

18
posted onSaturday, July 17, 2010 10:39:50 PM
byI see my hands
(_8(|)

BobDylan WTF

blockquote>

To: rawcatslyentist
Is this the Judean Peoples Front, or the Peoples Front of Judea
moment?

Neither you idiot! It’s clearly the Front of Judean
Peoples, and if you actually had a clue you would understand the obvious
difference!

Now let’s talk about what the Romans never did for
us…

33
posted onSaturday, July 17, 2010 10:49:41 PM
byPugetSoundSoldier
(Indignation over the Sting of Truth is the defense of the indefensible)

Oh, that’s just too easy.

More toxic stupidity after the rift.

Well, Should-have-kept-his-Johnson-in-his-Levis is back in the news again, but before we examine the Freeperati’s take on this, please put down your coffee, remove all cats from laps, and click here:

WE’RE GETTING MARRIED BITCHES!!!p>I’ll wait right here while you read it, I promise.

Ok – now, it’sLevi’s revenge!‏

Bristol
Palin and Levi Johnston Reveal Secret Engagement


MSNBC ^

| July 14th, 2010
| Mike Celizic

Posted onWednesday, July 14, 2010
9:56:22 AM
bySteelfish

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston Reveal Secret Engagement

Couple
kept on-again relationship secret from Sarah Palin

Bristol Palin
was worried about how she was going to tell her mother that she’s
engaged to marry Levi Johnston, the father of her 18-month-old son. She
solved the problem by telling a tabloid magazine. “We got engaged two
weeks ago. It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our
parents,” Palin told Us Weekly magazine in a bombshell story published
Wednesday.

The magazine cover features a photo of a smiling
Bristol and Levi with their son, Tripp. Inside, Bristol admits that she
and Johnston had not told her parents, Sarah and Todd Palin, about the
engagement. “It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her
reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board,” Bristol told
the magazine. “I want her to know Levi has grown up and that he is
going to be there as a dad.” ‘Redemption and forgiveness’ In a statement
to NBC News, the Palins said, “Bristol at 19 is now a young adult. We
obviously want what’s best for our children. Bristol believes in
redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in
practice in our daily lives.” No wedding date has been set, but Caroline
Schaefer, Us Weekly’s executive editor, told TODAY’s Matt Lauer
Wednesday morning that the reunited young couple would like to do it
quickly — possibly in the next month. Until marriage, Schaefer said, the
couple are living separately and practicing abstinence. Bristol Palin,
who has moved out of her parents’ house, is a spokeswoman for an
abstinence-only program.

1
posted onWednesday, July 14, 2010 9:56:23 AM
bySteelfish

To: Steelfish

I fear their relationship is doomed, if they continue topray
into the hands of the media.

3
posted onWednesday, July 14, 2010 9:57:42 AM
byhoe_cake
( Society of the Descendents of the Signers of the Constitution)

You know, when it comes to Freepers, never attribute to typography what can be achieved by pure stupidity.

To: Steelfish

Hence his apology to Palin…good frakin grief.

/facepalm

4
posted onWednesday, July 14, 2010 9:58:41 AM
bycranked

div class=”a2″>To: Steelfish

I’m all for reconciliation, but this is creepy.

I don’t see a good outcome for Bristol or Sarah in this. This guy is a
grotesque man with no manners or civility.

Sounds like a pretty good fit to me.

He’s likely only doing this to get more information on Sarah for his
liberal press buddies. They are now seeing Sarah as a serious
presidential contender.

NotAnyMore

It may cause Sarah some pause on her aspirations. Bristol is a
freaking idiot.

8
posted onWednesday, July 14, 2010 9:59:32 AM
byConservativeMind
(The NAACP is a bunch of cracker-hating bigots and I condemn the NAACP
for being a racist element.)

div class=”a2″>To: Steelfish

This makes them look like trailer park trash(for those of you who
dwell in trailer parks, I apologize. But you know what I mean).

If Governor Palin had any ambition for higher office, this
announcement should soften her chances nicely.

It creeps me out.

17
posted onWednesday, July 14, 2010 10:02:58 AM
byRexBeach
(“Duty is ours; consequences are God’s.” Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson)

.(from another thread on the same subject)

To: Sarah Barracuda

He gets out of paying child support payments, and she gets . . . .
well, I really don’t see what she’s getting, except publicity.

I wonder how long it will be before she turns against her mom and
becomes an instant celebrity (media whore).


AppleDoesntFallFar

18
posted onWednesday, July 14, 2010 12:49:12 PM
byairborne
(Why is it we won’t allow the Bible in school, but we will in prison?
Think about it.)

Lastly (because I’m out of time), we have –Freepers say “Neigh!” to auction !‏


Roy
Rogers auction in NYC offers Trigger’s remains


Associated Press ^

| July 9, 2010

Posted onFriday, July 09, 2010 11:57:22
AM
byFree ThinkerNY

NEW YORK (AP) — An upcoming New York City auction will feature the
belongings of movie cowboy Roy Rogers – including the preserved remains
of his famous horse, Trigger.

Christie’s in Manhattan held a
preview Friday for next week’s auction. The items are from the
now-closed Roy Rogers and Dale Evans Museum in Branson, Mo.

1
posted onFriday, July 09, 2010 11:57:26 AM
byFree ThinkerNY

p>To: Free ThinkerNY

Too bad this stuff is offered for sale.

I stopped by the museum
once when it was in Victorville, CA. The museum was a celebration of
Americana circa 1950s, when life seemed less complicated.

9
posted onFriday, July 09, 2010 12:12:18 PM
byBAW
(Arizona.got it right.)

Whites_only

WhitesOnly

Colored_Waiting_Room_Sign

p>Yeah.

A lotless complicated.

To: Free ThinkerNY

This is heartbreaking. For a time, Roy Rogers was a hero to a
generation (or two) of children. I suppose this liquidation would be
inevitable with an estate that includes so many children, but one would
think that the museum items would have been protected from this type of
thing.

His memorabilia truly belongs in the Smithsonian. Archie Bunker’s
chair is there, so the beloved Trigger should be there, too.

They could put him in Archie Bunker’s chair!!

Roy Rogers
was part of the greatness of America,

Um – Roy Rogers was a TV personality.

and this is a tragedy that most of
the items will not be preserved as such.

36
posted onFriday, July 09, 2010 2:01:06 PM
bySwede Girl

For contrast, other Freepers posted pics of Elmer’s Glue bottles.

p>Out of time – I’ll try to do better next week.

/div>

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5 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – procrastinator’s edition

  1. MapleStreet says:

    RE: Bristol et al.
    I seem to remember somewhere that the tabloids would pay folks for their stories (as opposed to hard journalism not paying).
    Is that correct? And if so, could that explain why someone who is afraid to tell their mom would keep things quiet by announcing them in a tabloid???

  2. Tommy T says:

    Kibitzer – I think “pause on her aspirations” means the was eating a cheeseburger when the heard the news, and inhaled a piece of it. She then paused on her respirations until someone pounded on her back. She then refudiated the chunk of cheeseburger.
    Tommy

  3. Kibitzer 2006 says:

    Tommy T-
    Well, that’s a doozie of an explanation. Anyone who bet against me owes me ten bucks.
    I couldn’t find a good link, but here’s a rough recollection from Cheers.

    Carla: Why do you drink ice-cold beer on the coldest day of the year?
    Norm: Ask Cliff. Five bucks says he has an explanation. Ten bucks says it’s a doozie.
    Cliff: Back when the British ruled the Punjab, they found that drinking steaming hot pots of tea…
    Norm: Ten bucks. On the bar.
    Carla: Then why do you drink ice-cold bear in the summer?
    Cliff: What else are you going to do with it?

    –Kibitzer

  4. Tommy T says:

    I’d have given a month’s pay to have been in the room when Palin was told about the re-engagement.
    “I just love to see those lovely veins pop out in your forehead”
    Tommy

  5. Kibitzer 2006 says:

    🙂
    –Kibitzer

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