Breaking now on CNN.
… Twitter is BROKEN. I assume in celebration.
So that means that if I go to California, they’re gonna make me marry a dude?
yes. you have to marry a dude.
Glad to have some good news for a change.
Jude, it could be a really cute dude…
Oh god damn it.
I’m not opposed to the relationships; it’s the marriage I don’t want. Are there any loopholes at all? I mean, I understand that they really want to destroy traditional marriage. Clearly, that’s the intent here. But I don’t want any marriage of my own, period. Isn’t that destructive enough?
by taking you out of the hetero marriage market permanently, your potential female mates, and of course, your potential biological offspring, will be denied your heightened awesomeness. Though you will be allowed to donate at sperm banks reserved only for lesbian and gay adoptive parents.
Never underestimate the ripple effect of one tiny action.
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