I got a halal chicken once because some Muslim friends were coming over and there’s a halal grocery/butcher within easy driving distance. Roasted it with rosemary and some lemon, thing was frigging delicious. Didn’t feel particularly inclined to love Mohammed more after eating it nor don a veil, though. Kosher hotdogs? Tasty. A bit disappointed I couldn’t speak a word of Hebrew after I took them off the grill. Last night, had this steak frite at a French place, but this morning I am no more French than, say, Della or Oscar.
I’m getting really bummed out here. Was planning to order takeout at some point this weekend, but if that doesn’t make me instantly Asian I’m done and it’s nothing but Lean Cuisine from here on out.