I’ve been up and down like a bloody yo-yo since the full scope of the rout sunk in. It’s either that or rug burn from the crack van, I’m not sure which.
Anyway, this one is for my fellow mourners. What I’m mourning is the Pelosi Speakership. If only the men in the Democratic party were as ballsy as the Speaker, we might be less upset today. So, let’s sit shiva with Jimi, Mitch and Noel, all of whom have passed from this mortal coil: