That’s, of course, an old Episcopalian joke about Methodists.Judson Phillips, one of the Tea Party Nation’s honchos, however, thinks they’re not only shod but their shoes are pink or is that pinko?
When I was in Washington this past Friday, I walked by the United Methodist Building, next to the Russell Office Building. The sign in front of the United Methodist Building said, “Pass the DREAM Act.”
I have a DREAM. That is, no more United Methodist Church.
I grew up in the Methodist church. I left as a teenager because the Methodist Church is little more than the first Church of Karl Marx. After all, what can you say about a church that considers Hillary Clinton to be a member in good standing?
Today, the Methodist Church is little more than the “religious” arm of socialism.
So, have the Methodists replaced the Bible with Mao’s little red book? Just wondering because I’ve never been in a Methodist Church but Judson Phillips believes there’s some pinko method to their Methodist madness. It’s interesting how helping other people is Marxism instead of Christian charity. Is kicking the other fella in the teeth Americanism? I did not know that…
This post is largely an exercise in posting an old joke as well as an old Frank Zappa song fromOne Size Fits All. It was the last and best edition of the Mothers: Zappa, George Duke, Napoleon Murphy Brock, Ruth Underwood, Chester Thompson and Tom Fowler. It’s dedicated to Baptists with shoes everywhere as well as my fellow FZ fanEditilla: