Have You Ever Met a Human, Newt?


Under Gingrich’s plan, which he has articulated before, the federal government would establish a system of local boards to determine whether illegal immigrants could be permitted to remain in the United States based on their ties to the community.

“I propose that we take the World War II model of the selective service program,” Gingrich said. “In World War II, local community citizens judged who ought to be drafted and who shouldn’t . . . . It requires trusting citizens rather than bureaucrats. It’s a jury system for local communities.”

The draft being a system that wasnever, ever abused in any way to get rid of people we didn’t like.

Also, does Newt really want to makethe draftan issue in the campaign?

Tulane University, New Orleans. Newt gets a Ph.D. in history (1971) , although he prefers politics to academics. His thesis on education in the Belgian Congo is “nothing earth-shattering” and is never published. At Tulane, he indulges in mild counter-culture behavior, including a protest against the administration for banning “obscene” photos in the school paper. He becomes a fan of Alvin and Heidi Toffler and experiments with marijuana. Gets draft deferment because of school and children (flat feet and near-sightedness also probably would have kept him out).


7 thoughts on “Have You Ever Met a Human, Newt?

  1. Have You Ever Met a Human, Newt?
    Once or twice, but they perished tragically before he was able to fully learn to mimic their movements, behaviors, and speech patterns.

  2. Hundreds of espionage and sedition panels in our local communities. What could go wrong?

  3. Newt has spent the last decade and a half has been fronting various versions of the Columbia Record & Tape Club for Paranoid Rightwing Ideologues. Buy any 11 homophobic, xenophobic, patriarchal, bigoted rants for one dollar and Newt will show you where to check the secret gold box on the postpaid form that sends a 12th free rant proving that Obama is a Muslim communist socialist.

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