What The Dating Game in Hell Must Look Like

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Another Republiclown debate last night, they say the last one this cycle. God, what a ‘choice.’ Batchelor Number One — Boring! Batchelor Number Two — Cheating! Batchelor Number Three — Methuselah! And Batchelor Number Four —Santorum.

Like Burl Ives in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, I couldn’t watch. Cover my eyes with an umbrella and, “Ohhh, tell me when it’s over.”

One thought on “What The Dating Game in Hell Must Look Like

  1. pansypoo says:

    well, this is just crazy. the base is taking the ‘loyal’ opposition over a cliff, but we need a rational opposition.

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