Mitt in an elevator

Just when he’s tryin’ to be a reglar fella, we learn that plans for a revamp ofRomney’s La Jolla digs include a car elevator.I am not making this up:

At Mitt Romney’s proposedCalifornia beach house, the cars will have their own separate elevator.

There’s also a planned outdoor shower and a 3,600-square foot basement — a room with more floor space than the existing home’s entire living quarters.

Boy, that Mitt is a regular Tom Fucking Joad. I dunno about y’all but I’ve never heard of a fucking elevator for fucking cars. Does the chauffeur sit in the car whilst it is elevated or, for our British readers, lifted. Fuckin’ A. Guess you noticed that I’m working on meeting my fuck quota for the month…

There are two things, however, about this awesomely funny story that trouble me. First, I have to praise a story from fucking Politico when our usual policy here at First Draft is to mock and deride the fuckers. Second, thanks to Mitt Fucking Haircut I haveLove In An Elevator lodged in my head and to expel it, I am about to do something that will appal the Tylerphobic Dr A and post the sucker:

3 thoughts on “Mitt in an elevator

  1. Ohh. That kind of car elevator! I thought it was an elevatorin a car, like to get from the lower Cadillac to the upper one.

  2. John Podhoretz attempted to defend the indefensible here by pointing out that Romney’s wife has M.S. Fine; let her push her wheelchair up a ramp like all the other Americans except for thosestill not fortunate enough to work or live in buildings that were supposedly going to be fixed 20+ years ago by the Americans with Disabilities Act.
    My counterargument, which J-pud was kind enough to retweet, was that Charles Krauthammer uses a wheelchair and is still a perfectly well-functioning sociopath. Mean and pointless, yes, but also true. And that’s what these SOBs bring out in me.

  3. MS is quirky. different symptoms. but all the cars have an elevator. i doubt they are all for her. this is just stupid of rMONEY. like kerry windsurfing.

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