Just when he’s tryin’ to be a reglar fella, we learn that plans for a revamp ofRomney’s La Jolla digs include a car elevator.I am not making this up:
At Mitt Romney’s proposedCalifornia beach house, the cars will have their own separate elevator.
There’s also a planned outdoor shower and a 3,600-square foot basement — a room with more floor space than the existing home’s entire living quarters.
Boy, that Mitt is a regular Tom Fucking Joad. I dunno about y’all but I’ve never heard of a fucking elevator for fucking cars. Does the chauffeur sit in the car whilst it is elevated or, for our British readers, lifted. Fuckin’ A. Guess you noticed that I’m working on meeting my fuck quota for the month…
There are two things, however, about this awesomely funny story that trouble me. First, I have to praise a story from fucking Politico when our usual policy here at First Draft is to mock and deride the fuckers. Second, thanks to Mitt Fucking Haircut I haveLove In An Elevator lodged in my head and to expel it, I am about to do something that will appal the Tylerphobic Dr A and post the sucker: