Meet the Poll Sample Truthers

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They’ll never letreality get in the way of of a good wingnut fantasy…but if it does, well…that’s whatwhining is for.

8 thoughts on “Meet the Poll Sample Truthers

  1. Snarki, child of Loki says:

    Does the button come with an electronic gizmo on the back, that emits a very high-pitched whining sound?
    Because that would be awesome. Annoying, but awesome. A perfect holiday gift for all your right-wing frenemies.

  2. Athenae says:

    God, there was a whole Red State story about this yesterday, about the EBIL polls and how they’re against noble conservatives. I mean, fuck, at least in 2004 when the polls were neck and neck we were clear about how hard it was going to be. I don’t remember this kind of wholesale denial until after the actual loss.
    A.

  3. NTodd says:

    IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY BY THE ROTHSCHILD-CONTROLLED AGENDA 21 THAT BROUGHT DOWN WTC7 SO OBAMA WOULD BECOME PRESIDENT IN 2008 AND FINALLY ALLOW THE NAZI ALIEN INVASION FROM THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!
    You heard it here first.

  4. NTodd says:

    Right after he takes our guns away in 2013, of course.

  5. Elspeth Ravenwind says:

    Crap, that means I need to go buy a gun so that I can get it taken away…bother…maybe Santa will bring me one…

  6. Snarki, child of Loki says:

    If Santa brings me a gun, he better bring some “cold, dead, fingers” to go with it.
    You have to have the *set*!

  7. thebewilderness says:

    If the voter suppression efforts succeed this is the propaganda push that will be used to justify the outcome.
    The polls only tell us what people intend to do. The question is what will they be permitted to do.

  8. MapleStreet says:

    1st reaction – spit take
    2nd reaction – why should I be surprised. A lot of the sheeple have never understood the quote often used here: You can have your own belief system, but you can’t have your own facts.

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