Three “rude and impertinent” questions about the Manti Te’o saga

Once Deadspin cracked open the case of Notre Dame linebacker
Manti Te’o’s fake dead girlfriend
, the Internet and MSM were aflutter with
discussions as they scrambled to keep up.

Perhaps the biggest bit of dickheadery came from the Boston
Globe where Jim McBride, commenting on getting his ass kicked on the story,
scoffed at Deadspin as not being a paragon of journalistic virtue.

My own take on Deadspace has been one of high-risk,
high-reward. In explaining this site to a group of young J-students from
Wisconsin, I said Deadspace was akin to former Milwaukee Brewer Russell
Branyan. He’d go 1-for-13and those 12 outs were a horrific affront to the
. However, when he connected, it was like Paul Bunyan hit the ball with a
giant redwood.

In the case of the Te’o story, Deadspace has hit the ball so
hard, it hasn’t landed yet.

The questions they are now asking point to the giant holes
in Te’o’s story: A year-long relationship with a girl he never met, conflicting
reports as to a car wreck she was or wasn’t in, the lack of an obituary for her
once she died, the lack of registration records at Stanford and more.
The media
outlets that have drawn giant red circles around these inconsistencies, having
never once thought to look for them on their own.

This post could go in a number of directions. We could start
with our hero-worshiping approach to athletes that has gone on for generations.
We could look into the way that we are once again seeing sports journalists
shown as “inveterate jock sniffers,”
to quote the late Hunter S. Thompson, buying whatever athletes are selling for
the most part. We could ask those “baffling” and “obvious” questionsthat only
became “baffling” and “obvious” once Deadspin pointed out the logical lapses in
Te’o’s tales. We could even look at the idea of humanity, in that most of us
have been taught it is rude and impertinent to say, “So, this dead chick… You
got a body you can show us?”

Instead, I’ll do my
best to follow Deadspin’s lead and ask three rude and impertinent questions
about this. I doubt they’ll hit the mainstream, but I think they’re areas
people have yet to actually dig into, but probably should.

1) Did the reputation
of Notre Dame and its status as both an elite school (always) and an elite
football program (historically and once and again occasionally) play a role in
everyone buying the bullshit? Even more, does it allow us to continue to buy
the “Te’o was duped” line instead of the “Te’o made it all up” line?

I have had this conversation on a number of levels in a
variety of ways recently. In talking to my class about their resumes, one of
the kids asked if he should put education above experience when applying for
journalism jobs. I told him, no, you need to let people know what you can do
and have done. The education is secondary. Some of the kids gave me the “that’s
because we go to a shitty school, right?” look, so I explained to them my
experiences with “good” and “shitty” schools.

The dumbest kid I ever had at Mizzou was not better than the
best kid I ever had here or anywhere else I taught. Being from the “Jesus H.
Christ School of Fucking Journalism” didn’t make a dumb kid godlike. The
degree, however, does have a bit of a “shiny” factor that some people like to
use as a metric. To that end, if you are good at what you do, the degree and
the “name program” won’t matter as much.

I’m not sure how much they believed me.

A student here also applied for the Politics in Journalism
internship in D.C. this summer. When I talked to a guy who was helping
facilitate the process, he told me (not
for attribution) that they tended to rely on “strong programs” and
“geographical concerns” as part of their factors in determining. In other
words, if we pick a kid from a “name program” and the kid goes to shit, at
least we can say, “Hey, how were we to know? I mean, he goes to NORTHWESTERN!”
(The secondary element is “If we can get a local kid and it will only cost him
bus fare to cover the White House, we’re fine too.”)

When I wrote the letter for my kid, I made a strong push
against that notion, arguing that easy and safe tend to be bullshit factors.
Take the risk on the kid from a branch school who would run into traffic for a
story. She got the gig.

In the case of Te’o and Notre Dame, I’m wondering if this
“name program” idea applies. Kids from UNLV? Hey, they’re the “Running Felons!”
When they were winning the national championship in basketball, they had gone
from “Tumbleweed Tech” to these “thugs and hoodlums” with gold teeth and ghetto
During the HBO documentary on the Runnin’ Rebels, several people made
a point that the NCAA investigated coach Jerry Tarkanian and found as many rule
violations as possible.Meanwhile, UCLA’s “paragon of virtue” team and coach
John Wooden were unmarred at the time by their relationship with notorious booster Sam

In the ESPN documentary “Pony Exce$$,” the NCAA began
finding rule violations once Southern Methodist University became important on
the national scene. These included things like dinners for athletes on
recruiting trips and an assistant coach playing racquetball with a kid on a
trip. The self-serving response from SMU was that this was selective
enforcement. However, outside observers also noted that SMU became the new
“fastest gun in the West” but lacked friends in the NCAA to help keep the dogs
away. Meanwhile, other programs, such as Texas, often went unscathed.

Notre Dame is a double “name school” whammy: It’s the
program everyone knows about and it’s also one that has built a reputation for
itself as being a “cut above” in terms of student athletes. Hall of Famer and
Notre Dame grad Paul Hornung got in trouble on a radio show when he suggested
Notre Dame needed to lower its standards to get more black athletes.
Part of
the rage, obviously, was the issue of race, but an equal number of people
pushed back on the issue of virtue.

I would argue that Notre Dame’s status not only kept people
from digging into Te’o’s story, but is still keeping some of the more reticent
vultures at bay in challenging his “I was duped story.”

2) Speaking of race, to what degree did Te’o’s status as a
minority impact the way people poked at this story and continue to poke at it?

This one is always a lot more delicate, as this country still hasn’t come to
terms with the majority of its bugaboos in regard to race. As a prominent
figure of Samoan descent, Te’o wasn’t exactly the Jackie Robinson of
Polynesians, but there were more than a few people in the Poly community
looking up to him. Many of them now are expressing outrage.

For years, the issue of how a predominantly white media
looked at players of color has long dogged journalism. The stories Hank Aaron
told of being quoted in his limited grammar and southern dialect are
heartbreaking.So are the stories in which the Pittsburgh media quoted the late
Roberto Clemente phonetically, allowing him to explain how he “heet bol
Historians reviewing these topics were quick to note that the Southern
Boys of Dixie likely didn’t speak in the King’s English, but got the benefit of
the doubt when it came to reporters fixing quotes.

Today, the issue of race and sport isn’t as brutal, but
wound is just as sensitive and the backlash capabilities of pundits is far
greater than it ever was. Had a Wright Thompson, a Dan Shaughnessy or a Mike
Lopresti started asking the “Hey, wait a minute…” columns on the kid, the
Screaming A. Smiths of the world
would be on them like a starving dog on a pork
chop. And again, based on the shameful history of sports coverage and race, it
wouldn’t be that hard to say, “Hey, if this were Johnny Manziel saying his
girlfriend died, you’d believe his ass, you racist cracker.”

If you can say one thing about Deadspin, it’s that the
publication really benefits from its status as an outsider and a shit-stirrer. The
folks there go after everything all the time and don’t mind getting messy for
any reason at all. It reminds me once of something I heard about a cranky old
guy, spewing disparaging terms about a minority group at a bar: “He’s not
racist. He hates everyone equally.”

3) Faith and religion are inextricably linked to both Te’o’s
own story (a devout Mormon) and the school’s storyline (a Catholic university
guided by a spiritual tradition, to quote the school’s own website). Were
people snowed (and are they continuing to be snowed) because of the religion

People of faith are given a pass. They are given the benefit of the doubt.
Their mistakes are seen as honest ones, not malicious ones. They are shielded
by the cloak of the “all-mighty” and their servitude to that being shows they
are better, stronger, more decent and more trustworthy people than anyone else.
The more they profess their faith, the more people tend to ascribe these
characteristics to them.

In the case of a tie, the tie doesn’t go to the sinner.

That is why when they fall, they fall hard. And when they do
fall, many of us tend to not want to believe their fallibility.

When I was a kid, the priest of our parish would call our
house on some random Sunday night and ask my folks if he could take me out for
dinner. Mom said, at the time, she never blinked an eye. When she was a kid,
the priest would come over for dinner, plop her on his lap and tell stories all

The idea that these folks might be doing something unseemly
with kids? C’mon… That’s ridiculous!

Now those swishy guys who moved in up the block? Hey, you’d
better keep your kids away from that house!

When the abuse scandal finally cracked open, people didn’t
want to see it until wave after wave of evidence drown their ability to ignore
what had happened. Even now, people are clinging to their illusions, like they’re
holding fast to a piece of driftwood in the wake of a shipwreck.

People of faith can be just as full of shit as the rest of
us. Some of the most mean-spirited, vindictive and angry people I know are the
people who pray the rosary once a day, go to church on every holy day and are
unyielding in their support of religious doctrine.

The televangelists of the 1980s were the most outspoken in
terms of their hatred of greed and lust, all the while they were building
waterslides and porking chicks on the side.

Ted Haggardrailed against drugs and gays, all the while he
was more than sampling the goods.

Closer to home, when the Rev. Reggie White played for the
Packers, he asked for help in rebuilding a church in Tennessee that was
destroyed in an arson fire. The good folks of Wisconsin chipped in raised more
than six-figures.The church was never rebuilt and no one knows where the money

Even Notre Dame seems to have been founded on faith and
built out of Teflon. When the University of Miami played Notre Dame in the
mid-1980s, fans of ND wore “Catholics vs. Convicts” T-shirts. Bernie Kosar, a
Miami alumnus, noted more than once that he is a Catholic and that Notre Dame,
at least in terms of football, is the least Christian environment in the world.

And yet, we can’t get around this idea that the narrative of
faith is that of a better person and thus someone for whom the scrutiny of
reality does not apply.

He was a nice kid who spoke openly about being a devout
Mormon in a time in which a) Mormons carried with them the stank of Mitt Romney
and b) people still aren’t buying what the Mormons are aggressively selling. He
told us stories that made him even more sympathetic, one of which was even true
(his dying grandmother). To quote Shattered Glass, “He handed us fiction after
fiction and we printed them all as fact just because we found him

Even now, as the jackals in the MSM pick over the carcass of
Deadspin’s kill and find more holes in obvious places, few writers are willing
to say the linebacker has no clothes. Te’o is still getting the benefit of the
doubt that he “might” have been duped by this random internet pseudo-chick he
never met or only met once or he talked to every night or who he only discussed
things with via Twitter and who died and was buried but never had an obituary…

Sorry. I have to stop. This kid is full of shit.

The fact I couldn’t hack it in his religion because I drink
enough Diet Coke every day to drown a classroom full of third-graders and I
like my Jack Daniel’s in a Mason Jar doesn’t force me to give him a pass. God
might be infallible, but his followers here on Earth have more than their share
of flaws.

If I end up being wrong on this one, I’ll do the decent
thing and apologize.

In the mean time, I keep thinking that we’d be far less
likely to trust Larry Johnson, Allen Iverson or any other angry, ugly “sinner” than we
trust Te’o.

Answer these questions as you see fit.

Post away.

12 thoughts on “Three “rude and impertinent” questions about the Manti Te’o saga

  1. I really just feel bad for the guy and I can’t stand Notre Dame’s football program. It was probably some combination of someone posing as the girl at first and leading him on, and then he found out it was fake and was humiliated so he lied about it from that point forward to avoid further embarrassment. Either way, how did he really benefit from the lie? If he had run a fake charity for her and kept the money, that’s a scandal but what is happening is borderline cyber bullying. He would have been better off getting caught with drugs or alcohol and everyone needs to back off.

  2. “Either way, how did he really benefit from the lie?”
    He darn near won the Heisman, that’s how. He’s an above average linebacker. But he’s not close to being a ‘Heisman Trophy’ quality linebacker (whoever or whatever that would be). He rode his made-up story all the way to NY and all sorts of awards. And he would have ridden it to a first-round draft pick contract, too.

  3. While all major religions seem to take a hard line on lying, I’ve noticed that with Mormons it’s a particularly important tenet (It might help explain why GWB got a larger share of the Mormon vote than WR). Regardless, he lied. Lying has real-world consequences outside of Wall Street. I have a very hard time believing he was duped. He was the one doing the duping. The only real unanswered question is what did he expect to gain from it? And will there be penalties, both for Te’o and Notre Dame, and for the sports journalists who pimped this story?

  4. Finally, someone is not just accepting this facially absurd story. Our Uncritical Media just falls in line. What great morons we have protecting the public discourse.

  5. All the jock sniffers hyperventilating over this non-story is great. There was less ink spent on the tragic story of the guy who fell to his death from the cherry picker at ND last summer during a high wind gradient when the almighty Brian Kelly saw fit to leave the poor kid dangling till it was too late.
    On a more sober note, since the massacre in Newtown, there have been over 1000 more gun deaths. Sort of puts this latest media distraction in perspective. Have a nice weekend, y’all.

  6. Okay, a simple question: does this mean, whether he’s lying for gain or was deluded, that Te’o is as dumb, or dumber, than the average football player?

  7. In other words, if we pick a kid from a “name program” and the kid goes to shit, at least we can say, “Hey, how were we to know? I mean, he goes to NORTHWESTERN!”
    Or as we call it in my ‘hood, The Tribune Company.

  8. of course, all valid questions.
    Knowing how I’m the person who usually ruminates on matters and looks for a hidden meaning and more depth to explain matters, I’m shocked at my reaction.
    Maybe its because I don’t follow football and the first I heard of this was yesterday. I see this much simpler.
    1) As Americans we have a long sordid history of loving a scandal. We take the scandal and gossip about it. we repeat the sordid details over and over even when we don’t have any new information. But eventually (in the next hour to a few days) we jummp to other titillating tidbit. Let’s face it, just the briefiest of facts sound like someone needs counseling. And we’re never going to find out (nor should we) exactly what happened as the story facts are hidden by the clang of gossip.
    2) We also have a long history of giving our entertainment idols a free pass. Yes we mercilessly gossip (see #1) but in the end we only care if our idol entertains us (see Michael Jackson). In this guys case, all the team owners and fans will really act on is whether he can make exciting plays and keep the team moving forward.

  9. Too many unanswered questions: did his father really say the girlfriend would fly to Hawaii when Manti T’eo visited home? If the father said this, was he lying also? Nothing about this makes sense and as the old saying goes…if it doesn’t make sense, it probably isn’t true.
    But why?

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