The visiting sports press corps has a limited knowledge of New Orleans so they constantly resort to the kind of cliches that make me want to gouge my eyeballs out and eat them. Not really, but they are pretty darn annoying.

Anyway, Bradley Warshauer has complied an impressive list of cliches at his Tumblr thingamabob.Go over there, read them and weep.

Now where did I put my Roger Goodell voodoo doll?