Weekend Question Thread: SCORE

Via DB on Facebook, I got a 10 on this important quiz being conducted by, apparently, an extra in an 1800s golf movie:

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Granted, it’s been a while since the dirty dancing happened, and I’m not sure on which base this guy thinks “fornication” begins, but I’m using the generous definition, given that I am probably a filthy hellbound sinner no matter what, so might as well up my total.

What do you score?

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19 thoughts on “Weekend Question Thread: SCORE

  1. mellowjohn says:

    just a 9. i’m crushed!

  2. Lee from NC says:

    Lulz! I get 10. Maybe 11 depending on how far back you can count. Which ring of hell is that?

  3. jimintampa says:

    Eleven for me, if a male feminist counts

  4. montag says:

    I must lead a very tame, boring life, because I can only claim a few of those sins.
    But, I don’t think this moron really understands that Bible he’s carrying, because I’m pretty sure that there’s no commandment against smoking pot, or against the science of evolution, and since Democrats didn’t exist until almost two millennia after the birth of Christ, I have a hard time figuring out how they came to be condemned to hell. Equally, liberalism is a pretty new concept, and would probably be consistent with at least some of what Jesus prescribed. And, it seems, there were some world-class drunkards among the Old Testament characters.
    What this idiot seems to be saying is that if you’re not a right-wing, crazy, hypocrisy-riddled conservative with shit for brains (hey, I’m talkin’ to you, Inhofe), you’re bound for perdition. Which strikes me as a distinctly political, rather than religious, rant.
    But, the Buddhists, I’m sure, would respond by asking, “what is the sound of two gums flapping?”

  5. MichaelF says:

    Only ten, but not for lack of trying…

  6. Brooklyn Girl says:

    Dear Lunatic with the Sandwich Board:
    I have a secret to share with you … no, come closer … closer … EVERY SINGLE PERSON WITH GENITALS MASTURBATES.
    Sincerely,
    BG

  7. Brooklyn Girl says:

    Oh, and by “single” I mean “individual”, not “unmarried.”

  8. Robert Earle says:

    I’m very big on #3 on the list. And I got a score of 47.

  9. Jude says:

    Okay, fuck this quiz. It discriminates against men in that you can’t get a perfect score if you are one. Unless you transitioned. Still, fuck this guy.

  10. azportsider says:

    Eleven, if you go back far enough, but I’m getting older and more sedate in my twilight years.

  11. Elspeth Ravenwind says:

    Eleven… 🙂

  12. pacem appellant says:

    Boo! I only got a nine! The whole Hindu, Buddhist, Muslim, Atheist, Sodomite Axis can really hurt your score.

  13. iconoclast59 says:

    I come in at 12. Reminds me of something my dad used to say:
    “Well, I might be going to Hell, but I’ll be so busy shaking hands with my friends that I won’t notice how hot it is!”

  14. Hank says:

    Given that GOD has been watching since time begain 6000 years ago, I think that all sins count. So, counting even sins of my childhood, I got 12! Wooo! Go me!

  15. joel hanes says:

    Twelve with fading aspirations to a thirteenth point. Two I regret.

  16. Marc says:

    A strong 11!

  17. Doc says:

    I only hit a nine, but I’m with Jude a bit on the feminist bias here. I also have stuck with Catholicism instead of doing a religion tour in my youth, so that cost me…

  18. adrastos says:

    I scored 11. Yay me.

  19. southend says:

    Niner up in heayah!

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