Hi guys! Ms. A gave me permission to do a Saturday Special, since Monday’s post was assembled before this Grand Plan Of The Tea Party Grassy-roots came to fruition.
What Grand Plan, you ask?
‘Truckers for the Constitution’ Plan to Slow D.C. Beltway, Arrest CongressmenUS News & World Report ^ | October 7, 2013 | By Steven Nelson
Posted on Monday, October 07, 2013 8:33:28 PM by Fireone
Earl Conlon, a Georgia trucker who is handling logistics for the protest, told U.S. News tractor-trailer drivers will circle the beltway “three lanes deep” as he rides with other participants to Congress to seek the arrest of congressmen for allegedly disregarding the Constitution. “We want these people arrested, and we’re coming in with the grand jury to do it,” he said. “We are going to ask the law enforcement to uphold their constitutional oath and make these arrests. If they refuse to do it, by the power of the people of the United States and the people’s grand jury, they don’t want to do it, we will. … We the people will find a way.”
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This could become very interesting, very quickly. #T2SDA #2MBikers
1 posted on Monday, October 07, 2013 8:33:28 PM by
Fireone
Couldn’t it, now?
To: Fireone
I’m looking forward to this… like a youngster looks forward to Christmas morning!
4 posted on Monday, October 07, 2013 8:37:18 PM by
Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
To: Fireone
5 posted on Monday, October 07, 2013 8:37:41 PM by
11th_VA (I want a president who won’t enforce tax laws …)
Hugh and series!
To: Da Coyote
We’ve got ourselves a CONVOY!
Ain’t she a beautiful sight?
19 posted on Monday, October 07, 2013 3:21:45 PM by
dfwgator

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Of course, the Freeperati are always hopeful that their AR-15 clones and those ammo stockpiles will finally justify their families going without food to pay for them:
To: LucianOfSamasota
Or just the provocation Barry needs to cry “Insurrection” and call out the brownshirts?
To: Buckeye McFrog
Or just the provocation Barry needs to cry “Insurrection” and call out the brownshirts?
And then that in turn would be the provocation WE need to declare civil war and call out the hordes of armed to the teeth patriots…
10 posted on Monday, October 07, 2013 3:17:25 PM by
apillar
To: Buckeye McFrog
Or just the provocation Barry needs to cry “Insurrection” and call out the brownshirts?
Good! Just like Damocles I am tired of looking up at the sword.Let’s finish this.
30 posted on Monday, October 07, 2013 3:49:50 PM by
raybbr (I weep over my sons’ future in this Godforsaken country.)

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WOLVERINES!!!1!
Of course, some of the Freeperati are skeptical, and some seem almost cognizant of the real world:
Ah hope does spring eternal in the cuckoo breast. As long as someone else does the heavy lifting for them, they’re quite glad to feast on the fruits of that labor. It’s been their life-long pattern, and there’s no reason to stop now. They don’t even realize that the cannibal capitalists they’ve cheered all their miserable lives have run through the “other” victims, and now it’s their turn in the stew pot. Their inborn advantages no longer protect them, but they still hold out hope that their edge will be restored through some magical intervention.
Guess what, guys? That boat you’re in? We’re in it, too, and have been the whole time. The misfortunes visited on our heads, the ones you cheered so fervently? Well, they’re yours now as well.
What a treat! Thanks, Tommy, for the special Saturday report. I’ve been keeping up via tcot on twitter, and it’s been a real doozy this week. See you on Monday!
Hey, great timing, dudes!
During a federal shutdown, on a Friday before a 3 day (Mon Fed holiday) weekend, during a bit Nor’Easter rainstorm…oh yeah, SO many folks are going to notice.
How many of those trucks were carrying porta-potties for the TeaTard/Keyboard Kommandos rally?
Thanks Tommy, I was disappointed that the news didn’t seem to be reporting anything about this (although the news not reporting a juvenile stunt is really quite a snub – saying it was so juvenile that they weren’t even bothering with it)
” the leftard fantasy of arresting congressmen” – uh, when has the left made plans to abduct congressmen? Me thinks the TeaBaggers tend to project too much. Like a bunch of kids. You hit your playmate and then complain to the adult that they hit you.
Not to mention that if the police step in, the Freepers were already yelling Brown Shirted Thugs – as if the police didn’t have a clear responsibility to keep traffic moving (although having been in DC for 2 weeks, I freely defer to MichealF’s earlier post that traffic is congested in DC anyway).
Had missed taking up 3 lanes of 495. Seems like that would take a whole lot of trucks to fill up that space. Looking up the length limits for trucks (such as at http://ops.fhwa.dot.gov/freight/publications/size_regs_final_rpt/index.htm#tts it appears that 80 feet would be a reasonable initial guess for truck length plus space between trucks, assuming that none of the trucks are dual trailer, overlength, etc.) Or roughly 200 trucks per mile to get 3 abreast.= 12,800 for 64 miles.
Wonder if the handful that actually showed up and got caught, wonder if that might be a problem with keeping their commercial driver’s license and necessary permits for hauling interstate?
Thanks Tommy T!
teahdists are a biruklent strain of libertalian mullahs. groverbots on steroids. like 2 years old wailing MINE MINE MINE!
Guys – thank Ms. A.
I asked her for permission to do an extra post on Facebook, and her reply was “DO EET!”
So I did.
Tommy
My Facebook identity info can be had for the trifle of asking Ms. A., BTW.
I welcome all FB friends, needless to say.
Ms. A. can hook us up – I’m not on the First Draft masthead to email, and I’m not EVEN going to post the FB URL here, for obvious spambot harvesting reasons.
Tommy
That’s Million Moran Walk
Thanks for the special edition, mon frere. That picture of that scantily clad goober is seared into my memory. Hmm, why am I thanking you?
Adrastos – could it be because for the Tea Baggers and Stand Your Ground folks, the picture has the physiologic effects as hard-core porn? 😉
If I remember right, it is either this or a very similar picture where the guy didn’t really want to take the picture but his girlfriend wanted him to pose in such a pose with the gun equipment for props.
MapleStreet: IIRC, the guy in that photo is rather liberal, and the pose was intended to be a sarcastic jibe on ‘winger warmonger fantasies.
Facebook friend of mine posted a picture of the so-called “convoy” showing a ton of trucks headed down the highway, hated to tell him it was a hoax:
http://freakoutnation.com/2013/10/12/emergency-thousands-of-tea-party-truckers-gone-missing-help-locate-these-old-angry-white-people/
SB – the first picture is funny enough in that the claim for a convoy doesn’t really seem to have a higher density of trucks than normal traffic.
But the second picture is priceless. And it is so believable that these folks in the 2nd picture, if they are repubs, would decide to jump on the highway and cause gridlock, exercising their “rights” to free passage.