Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Teabagger Trauma edition

So – Christie won and Cooch lost. Dare we open the airlock door?

Dare we not?

OK – here we go with – Freeper And Cooch!

Virginia Governor Election Day LIVE Thread ^ | 2013-11-05 | parksstp

Posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 12:24:21 PM byparksstp

Thread for discussion of tonight’s VA Gov Elecitons Result. Is this too early?

1 posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 12:24:21 PM byparksstp
It’s never too early for popcorn.
To: parksstp

“Is this too early?”

Nah, they’ll call it for McCauliflower pretty soon. Watch for speeding cars flying from precint to precinct with unmarked boxes.

2 posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 12:27:41 PM bySaxxonWoods (…Let It Burn…)
The polls have only been open for a couple of hours, but obviously it’s never too early to scream “election fraud”.
To: AppyPappy

I visited the four polling places in Waynesboro twice this morning.

Looking for the elusive voter fraud, no doubt. They finally called the cops on him for stalking.

Turnout looked steady and strong for an off-year election.
Those who were voting, seemed to be Republicans and Conservatives — well-groomed and cheerful people.

Because, of course, only “conservatives” are cheerful, albeit in a hateful, ragegasm-fueled fashion. And does “well-groomed” mean they were wearing American Apparel shirts, skinny jeans, and hats?

If so, you just mistook hipsters for Republicans. And can you just imagine if those scowling, unkempt, beads-and-flowers-wearing hippies had shown up? Horrors!

I was encouraged.

16 posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 12:46:24 PM byOak Grove (H)
To: parksstp

yes…the polls are still open. It’s too early for this defeatist crap.

17 posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 12:47:24 PM bypgkdan
Oh, it’s never too early for defeatist crap. Especially if you’re about to be defeated. In fact, you might want to get started on 2016 right away. Oh – that reminds me – did you hear that Christie won?
OK – time for some Election Day insight into the dynamics of voter turnout!
To: txhurl
WalMart should just offer a 52″ LED TV for 500 bucks, the you’d see a stampede of black faces out of the polling lines.“Chantelle yuz see, theyz offa a TV for 500, let’s blow this joint, gona git me sum”
66 posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 2:39:25 PM bypburgh01
OK – that’s enough insight.
The ship sinks, with all hands bailing, right below the link to the proven election fraud.

I hope these clowns didn’t embarrass themselves at the polling places…
To: RKBA Democrat

Voted at 7:00. When asked for id I handed them my gun permit. They panicked. Two observers, probably from the UN, raised out of their seats and started texting or tweeting or something.

They were probably calling 911.

They asked if i had a dl. I said no.


They asked if I had photo id. I said no.

Have you changed your name recently? If so, oops! Also, were you well-groomed and cheerful? And I can’t imagine why officials in a public place would get excited about an ideologue with a gun showing up there.

They told me to see the election chief who took one look at my ccw and said it was perfectly valid. He said he was getting one for himself. My wife, who is a lib, was giving me the look so I decided to have a little fun.

I imagine that this is all the fun you’re going to get for the next couple of weeks.

I loudly stated the situation and finished with some lines about being denied the right to vote and the dems and voter i.d. I got an earful in the car.

89 posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 3:22:04 PM byKingLudd
You’re lucky you didn’t end up on the ground handcuffed, with a couple thousand volts tickling your gear (not that you’ll be needing it for the next few weeks, anyway)
Well, enough of the polling place reports, back to the numbers!
Let’s jump forward to around 8:20 PM…
To: clintonh8r

Lets hope dem ballots got dropped in a puddle! GO COOCH!!!

On Drudge, 83% reporting


1,325 posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 8:19:30 PM byViennacon